Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"

Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

Pollocking

The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner

Dude, I was pollocking all over that girl last night, she was so surprised.

Pollocking by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 29, 2011

pollocking

To use an object (for sex) as a barrier to the evils of gravity repeatedly, ie: couch. Named after Jackson Pollock because the "pollocked" object resembles his paintings as semen is randomly spattered everywhere on the object/canvas.

A couch, bed, etc. Esp. a hotel bed.
Yo dey be pollocking in tha same spot for weeks G.

pollocking by JasonASJ August 28, 2005

Pollocking

A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.

Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.

The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.

Pollocking by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 21, 2010

pollocking the toilet 

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

pollocking the toilet by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008

Rollocking 

The severest of angry tellings-off;
getting both rinsed and bollocked at the same time.

Usually a combination of furious rhetoric and personal insults, mostly likely by someone your senior.

What did you do to deserve this?

Person 1: Yo dude, heard Dave in the office getting a right rollocking, wonder what he did...

Person 2: I heard he fed the boss’s lunch to the paper shredder. What a guy.

Rollocking by go fox yourself April 24, 2019

Pococking 

Widely believed to be a sexual act, which often happens in prisons, and involves a run up.

Liz took a robust pococking

Pococking by Dangerous Barry March 20, 2010