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Violent defecation accompanied by large amounts of flatus, which splatters the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.
Hey, go check out the toilet, I left you an original Jackson Pollock!
by greddm August 10, 2011
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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When one takes a fat shit and blasts the bowl in every direction with fecal matter resembling a painting by Jackson Pollock
by Nicholas O'Reilly March 01, 2017
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1. American Abstract Expressionist Painter

2. A Sexual Act in which a male ejaculates over a partner's face or chest. A variant of this act involves turning around after ejaculation and passing gas in close proximity to the ejaculated area or the partner's nose.
She's such an unpleasant person; I hope she gets a Jackson Pollock tonight!
by IDZ December 13, 2005
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When a person vomits and it results in a wild abstract pattern on the ground, wall or floor.
He had some bad clams and vomited a huge Jackson Pollock on the wall.
by bjmike February 06, 2010
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1. n. An influential American abstract expressionist painter (January 28, 1912 – August 11, 1956)

2. v. A sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto his partner. Unlike pearl necklaces, jackson pollocks aren't restricted to specific areas of the body. see bukkake.

3. v. An offensive act meant to degrade the receiving party. Literally referring to ejaculation. Most commonly used to burn someone's game.

4. n. Jackson Pollock(s) - Cockney, or Modern Rhyming Slang for bollocks. (used predominantly in the U.K.)
1.
A: "You tryna chill today b?"
B: "Nah, I got this paper to write on Jackson Pollock."

2.
- "Last night I Jackson Pollocked all over my girl, and it was soooooo gooood."
- Jim was about just to cum when Jane asked if he would Jackson Pollock on her titties.

3.
A: "Do you like my new hair cut (/fresh tattoo/ masterpiece painting/bougie designer wear) ?"
B: "I could Jackson Pollock all over that shit it would look better."

4.
-"He needs a good kick in the Jacksons"
-"Bleedin' Jackson Pollocks... That's jacked up, mate."





See also, "Who the *$&% Is Jackson Pollock?" by Harry Moses 2006
by Twat_did_u_say March 09, 2009
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this is derived from an artistic style which was used by pollock. While your significant other is sleeping you jizz sporadically all over their face and upper extremities. thus creating a form of art similar to that of jackson pollock
by kevo December 20, 2004
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