profidity

pro•fid•i•ty

\prõ-'fi-də-tē\
Adjective
Definition: profound stupidity

I practice profidity when searching for love.

by Aphrodite81 January 13, 2015

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proximity effect training

When someone occupies a weight machine so you can't use it but they just sit there, napping, texting, chatting, whatever.

I'm lifting and I look around to see the nine other people all doing proximity effect training.

by Mel A Tonin April 24, 2017

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proximity enticement

The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.

"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "

by aretegroup February 27, 2015

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One may travel many shag miles to have sex with the right person. However, some people are either fortunate enough to have their sexual partner nearby.

Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).

A: We split up because he is too many shag miles away. You on the other hand...

B: ...live next door. That makes me a...

A: ... proximity shag.

B: I suddenly don't feel very special.

by Roo October 6, 2013

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Profanity Pussy

1. Someone who is scared to use profanity

2. Someone who doesn´t feel comfortable with using profanity

3. Someone who doesn´t use profanity on a regular basis

4. Someone who never used profanity

5. Someone who references "bad words", like fuck, as the F-word

6. Someone who thinks the words like "damn" and "ass" are "bad words"