Ass clown

craigers is an ass clown and cant think of any better insult than ass clown for other people
by al October 02, 2003
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phat

Thick bodied, and having a large, voluptuous butt. Also an acronym for "pretty", "hot", "and", "tempting".
All of the girls out Cherry Hill are phat
by Al January 17, 2003
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beer blumpkin

receiving head while on the shitter and drinking a beer.
Dave received a beer blumpkin @ the bar last night.
by al May 21, 2004
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clutch

"I got an A on my paper." "Oh that was clutch" Also see clutchbag
by al July 18, 2004
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salty dog

The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.
by Al April 04, 2003
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fuckpuppet

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet
i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet
by AL March 12, 2003
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pants

they are for squares
paying bills is for squares...like pants!
by al November 17, 2004
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