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Djimbe

The poster known as Djimbe has been utterly proven to be a liar and a fake. The Bullshido Administration have decided to take action and notify all posters through this signature of Djimbe's past claims:

* Tigerfly can own collegiate wrestlers
* Telling wrestlers what is or is not a shoot when he doesn't wrestle
* He can break Rickson's forearms at will and could beat him in a streetfight
* TF's workout regime surpases those of pro athletes
* All Judo/BJJ comes from Qin-na
* He claimed he had an upcoming MMA fight
* He thinks he could take Matt Thorton
* He thinks he's more skilled than Asia (no one has seen that at any throwdowns). The implication at the time was fighting, not just Baji.
* Grappling and beating two BJJers at once
* People must ask his instructor permission before opening up a school in Chinatown.
* "its really not all that hard to pick up (ground grappling) if your Chinese Standing Grappling game was tight in the first place" -he has no clue as to what grappling is.
* Three months at his XingYi place and TF could destroy a bjj blue belt in grappling.


Also please, when responding to a djimbe post, use The Djimbe Translator
Djimbe is a fat tub of lard that could break Rickson's forearms.
by al March 11, 2005
mugGet the Djimbemug.

Soul

1. The idea of an embodiment of human decency, intellect, and life-force. A certain intangible that makes people "human".

2. Something most people who post on this site would apparently sell for a large fries and a Big-Gulp drink at McDonald's.
1. Even though the existence of a soul can't be proven, many people feel "connected to" others, or that humans are superior to animals in an undefinable way.

2. Milhouse gave Bart $5 for his soul on the Simpsons -- at the time this was supposed to be farcical, but like most of satire, this incedent has become a direct parallel of reality.
by Al September 28, 2006
mugGet the Soulmug.

domineezy

the act of utterly dominating at an event, such as Hearts.
"yo, im the total Domineezy in this here crib ma nizzles."
by al November 13, 2003
mugGet the domineezymug.

butt nut

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.
When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.
by Al January 24, 2003
mugGet the butt nutmug.

elephante'

large fat rolls on a obese persons back.
look at that mad elephante' hanging over her bra!
by al May 28, 2003
mugGet the elephante'mug.

chilli sauce

a british police term for blood. well, it's red and sticky, so why not.
"you should've seen it sarge. knives all round and a bag of charlie, chilli sauce all over the place"
by Al February 5, 2005
mugGet the chilli saucemug.

Ceadrophelia

I'm a Ceadrophelia
by Al May 18, 2003
mugGet the Ceadropheliamug.

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