Basically it means to have racist feelings to other ethnicities but not show it to ANYONE at all. This may lead to arguments with 2 people of a different race, but not necessarily about racism, although that is the reason why they´re arguing
Two forms of inner-racism are
A. To stereotype someone. YES THIS IS INNER-RACISM.
B. To be afraid of a specific ethnic group.
Two forms of inner-racism are
A. To stereotype someone. YES THIS IS INNER-RACISM.
B. To be afraid of a specific ethnic group.
A.
Tj (thinking to himself): I bet this white boy is gonna say something corny
Tj: Hey Bill, what´s up?
Bill: The sky?
Tj: Uh huh...
Tj (thinking to himself): Of course
Bill: Are you hungry?
Tj: Yeah bro
Bill (thinking to himself): I bet he wants some KFC
Bill: How about some KFC?
B.
Bob arrives in Puerto Rico via plane.
Bob looks at the Puerto Rican natives.
Bob (thinking to himself): These people need to be "Americanized". These traditions are stupid
Juan, a Puerto Rican, watches Bob uneasily
Juan (thinking to himself): Look at that fucking American. Imperialist bastard!
Coincidently, Juan and Bob are working on a project together. All is friendly on the outside, but in the inside, they just fucking hate eachother.
Let´s be honest everyone has inner-racism
Tj (thinking to himself): I bet this white boy is gonna say something corny
Tj: Hey Bill, what´s up?
Bill: The sky?
Tj: Uh huh...
Tj (thinking to himself): Of course
Bill: Are you hungry?
Tj: Yeah bro
Bill (thinking to himself): I bet he wants some KFC
Bill: How about some KFC?
B.
Bob arrives in Puerto Rico via plane.
Bob looks at the Puerto Rican natives.
Bob (thinking to himself): These people need to be "Americanized". These traditions are stupid
Juan, a Puerto Rican, watches Bob uneasily
Juan (thinking to himself): Look at that fucking American. Imperialist bastard!
Coincidently, Juan and Bob are working on a project together. All is friendly on the outside, but in the inside, they just fucking hate eachother.
Let´s be honest everyone has inner-racism
by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 07, 2012
Basically a phrase meant to piss people off. If you think about it, many words can fit between "U" and "BRO?", with the most common outcome of "UMADBRO?", indeed one of the most annoying phrases in history. Women may be offended by this, most likely due because they are not male, however if you ask something like say "UMADSIS?" it just wouldn´t sound right. Be advised to use "BRO?" instead of "SIS?" to prevent yourself from looking like a total dickhead.
1.
John smells something coming from the bathroom. He knocks on the door.
Sarah: I´ll be out in a minute!
John: UTAKINGASHITBRO?
Sarah: What the fuck?!
2.
Mike: The only thing left to watch is Jersey Shore
John: Uh huh
Mike: I got to admit Pauly is cute
John: UGAYBRO?
3.
Liz: My dog died
John: Feel sorry for ya
Liz starts crying.
John: USADBRO?
Try to make up your own combinations with U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?, but use it in appropiate situations, like the ones above.
John smells something coming from the bathroom. He knocks on the door.
Sarah: I´ll be out in a minute!
John: UTAKINGASHITBRO?
Sarah: What the fuck?!
2.
Mike: The only thing left to watch is Jersey Shore
John: Uh huh
Mike: I got to admit Pauly is cute
John: UGAYBRO?
3.
Liz: My dog died
John: Feel sorry for ya
Liz starts crying.
John: USADBRO?
Try to make up your own combinations with U‹Insert word(s)›BRO?, but use it in appropiate situations, like the ones above.
by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 08, 2012
When a person learns to stop
Playing videogames (especially with Nintendo)
Being a follower (get a unique persona)
Wasting their time on Facebook (Facebook is boring, you no life)
Acting ghetto (includes dressing ghetto and speaking ghetto)
Saying words like "dude", "nigga", "noob", etc. (believe me most people I know who use these words are unsuccessful in life)
Making their parents mad (learn to respect your parents)
Being a fucking asshole (stop making people upset)
Fantasizing about their relatives (you know you thought dirty about a relative, stop lying)
Being patriotic (if you think this country is the best in the world, you probably never traveled to other countries)
Eating kiddie food (ravioli,grilled cheese with American cheese,etc. )
Waking up late (the more early you show up, the more money you earn)
Sharing things like clothes, shoes, cosmetics, etc. brothers/sisters (buy your own shit)
Using a cheap phone (get a fucking smartphone/android)
Caring about gossip (shut the fuck up and mind your own buisness)
Talkin lik dis(are you retarded or something?)
Dressing like a fruitcake (fucking weird)
Eating fast food (you know the people who like McDonalds right?)
Stop being one of the "popular" kids (most "popular" kids usually end up being losers)
Being lazy (self explanatory)
Getting acne breakouts (get Proactiv already)
Taking a bath (only take baths when you´re with someone else)
Being a pussy (get some confidence)
etc.
Playing videogames (especially with Nintendo)
Being a follower (get a unique persona)
Wasting their time on Facebook (Facebook is boring, you no life)
Acting ghetto (includes dressing ghetto and speaking ghetto)
Saying words like "dude", "nigga", "noob", etc. (believe me most people I know who use these words are unsuccessful in life)
Making their parents mad (learn to respect your parents)
Being a fucking asshole (stop making people upset)
Fantasizing about their relatives (you know you thought dirty about a relative, stop lying)
Being patriotic (if you think this country is the best in the world, you probably never traveled to other countries)
Eating kiddie food (ravioli,grilled cheese with American cheese,etc. )
Waking up late (the more early you show up, the more money you earn)
Sharing things like clothes, shoes, cosmetics, etc. brothers/sisters (buy your own shit)
Using a cheap phone (get a fucking smartphone/android)
Caring about gossip (shut the fuck up and mind your own buisness)
Talkin lik dis(are you retarded or something?)
Dressing like a fruitcake (fucking weird)
Eating fast food (you know the people who like McDonalds right?)
Stop being one of the "popular" kids (most "popular" kids usually end up being losers)
Being lazy (self explanatory)
Getting acne breakouts (get Proactiv already)
Taking a bath (only take baths when you´re with someone else)
Being a pussy (get some confidence)
etc.
Bob: What the fuck happened to J? He doesn´t want to play videogames anymore!
Mr. Mann(teacher): He´s growing up. I could see him getting a mansion, beautiful wife, being successful for the rest of his life, and passing it down to his kids. You should look up to him.
Bob: Cool story bro, I´ll ask him on Facebook
Mr.Mann: He told me he deleted his Facebook
Bob: Shit he did! I guess he IS growing up...
Mr. Mann(teacher): He´s growing up. I could see him getting a mansion, beautiful wife, being successful for the rest of his life, and passing it down to his kids. You should look up to him.
Bob: Cool story bro, I´ll ask him on Facebook
Mr.Mann: He told me he deleted his Facebook
Bob: Shit he did! I guess he IS growing up...
by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 12, 2012
An attractive woman who´s physical appearence is
*Not a shitload of time spent on hair
*No make-up (lipstick not included)
*A-C cup (D cup means the woman had some work done on her milk glands)
*No abs (abs are utterly disgusting on a woman´s belly, I don´t know why you women think guys think abs are attractive)
*Not "Paris Hilton skinny"
*Not fat. Ok fine, maybe a tiny amount of fat. Thats it.
*Medium-Large Ass. (Not too large or it will be assumed that work has been done on it.)
*Somewhat thicker legs. Not fat bitch legs.
*Small feet (Compared to a man´s feet)
*Not a shitload of time spent on hair
*No make-up (lipstick not included)
*A-C cup (D cup means the woman had some work done on her milk glands)
*No abs (abs are utterly disgusting on a woman´s belly, I don´t know why you women think guys think abs are attractive)
*Not "Paris Hilton skinny"
*Not fat. Ok fine, maybe a tiny amount of fat. Thats it.
*Medium-Large Ass. (Not too large or it will be assumed that work has been done on it.)
*Somewhat thicker legs. Not fat bitch legs.
*Small feet (Compared to a man´s feet)
You know the story of Adam and Eve? Look at a pic of Eve fully naked. That is what a woman is supposed to look like. All natural and beautiful. Not those skinny tramps over in Hollywood.
by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 03, 2012
The guy with the TV show that many of us used to watch as a little kid. At times he´s a bit weird, but he definitely gets all the women.
J: Holy shit Mr. Rogers! I love you man. No gay shit!
Mr. Rogers: Nice to see that the kids give me appreciation. Oh pardon me...one of my wives just called me...
Mr. Rogers answers the phone
J(thinking to himself): Mr. Rogers is my hero
Mr. Rogers: Nice to see that the kids give me appreciation. Oh pardon me...one of my wives just called me...
Mr. Rogers answers the phone
J(thinking to himself): Mr. Rogers is my hero
by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 13, 2012
1. Someone who is scared to use profanity
2. Someone who doesn´t feel comfortable with using profanity
3. Someone who doesn´t use profanity on a regular basis
4. Someone who never used profanity
5. Someone who references "bad words", like fuck, as the F-word
6. Someone who thinks the words like "damn" and "ass" are "bad words"
2. Someone who doesn´t feel comfortable with using profanity
3. Someone who doesn´t use profanity on a regular basis
4. Someone who never used profanity
5. Someone who references "bad words", like fuck, as the F-word
6. Someone who thinks the words like "damn" and "ass" are "bad words"
Fuck
Cock
Pussy
Dick
Ass
Asshole
Buttfuck
Fucking
Bitch
Nigga (fo´ shigga)
Shit
Piss
Tits
Etc.
Hey look, I used profanity you Profanity Pussy
Cock
Pussy
Dick
Ass
Asshole
Buttfuck
Fucking
Bitch
Nigga (fo´ shigga)
Shit
Piss
Tits
Etc.
Hey look, I used profanity you Profanity Pussy
by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 21, 2012
J: Hey Ronald it´s about time you´re getting a phone!
Ronald: Yeah I´m really excited!
J: Cool story bro. What phone are you getting?
Ronald: Hmm...maybe an iPhone...
J: Um...WHY?
Ronald: Because everyone has it!
J: Not really. There are many other phones to buy and you choose that because "everyone has it"? You are such a fucking follower...!
Ronald: Yeah I´m really excited!
J: Cool story bro. What phone are you getting?
Ronald: Hmm...maybe an iPhone...
J: Um...WHY?
Ronald: Because everyone has it!
J: Not really. There are many other phones to buy and you choose that because "everyone has it"? You are such a fucking follower...!
by I´mYoGrandpaSoListenUp May 03, 2012