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proximity effect training 

When someone occupies a weight machine so you can't use it but they just sit there, napping, texting, chatting, whatever.
I'm lifting and I look around to see the nine other people all doing proximity effect training.

proximity enticement

The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.
"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "
proximity enticement by aretegroup February 27, 2015

Pooginity 

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.
While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.
Pooginity by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013

Profounity 

Is the opposite of profanity. Uplifting and emotionally moving word designed to enlighten while proving a point.
"If a corporation is a person because it's 'made up' of people then dammitt, why isn't ketchup a vegetable?" ~Ñostra-Thomas®

That's not profanity, that's profounity.
Profounity by ~Ñostra-Thomas® October 13, 2011

Proximity shag 

One may travel many shag miles to have sex with the right person. However, some people are either fortunate enough to have their sexual partner nearby.

Others, though, may simply be lazy or unimaginative and find or remain with their sexual partner simply because they are close to er.. hand. This is a "proximity shag" (noun and verb).
A: We split up because he is too many shag miles away. You on the other hand...

B: ...live next door. That makes me a...

A: ... proximity shag.

B: I suddenly don't feel very special.
Proximity shag by Roo October 6, 2013

Profanity Pussy 

1. Someone who is scared to use profanity

2. Someone who doesn´t feel comfortable with using profanity

3. Someone who doesn´t use profanity on a regular basis

4. Someone who never used profanity

5. Someone who references "bad words", like fuck, as the F-word

6. Someone who thinks the words like "damn" and "ass" are "bad words"
Fuck
Cock
Pussy
Dick
Ass
Asshole
Buttfuck
Fucking
Bitch
Nigga (fo´ shigga)
Shit
Piss
Tits
Etc.

Hey look, I used profanity you Profanity Pussy