producive

productive and conducive

(Popularized by the nationally syndicated radio show The David Pakman Show)

David: No bullying or shouting down of ANY ideas should be tolerated, but it's not producive--if we are trying to build leaders and people to exist in the real world--to protect them in this way

by _Citizen of the World August 30, 2016

Mr. producing

Mr. producing is when you produce something like the Top G would do.

Mr. producing is when you produce something like the Top G would do. Iam gonna mr. produce this

by Arda5959 June 14, 2023

Fresh Produce

The Freshmen at one's high school that one would fuck with.

"Dude, wanna hit up the Fish Market for some Fresh Produce?"

"What do you think of the Fresh Produce this year?"

"Wanna scope out the Fresh Produce after English class?"

by Flamin' Mixtape December 4, 2015

preductive

What you are before you are productive. This phase usually includes procrastination activities such as watching TV on the internet or typing in 'facebook.com' into your address bar when you are already on Facebook.

Oh man, I have to be preductive for at least 4 hours before I write my paper. Maybe I'll watch all of 30 Rock again.

by lilyyes April 7, 2011

Productivity Czar

Used in sitcom "The Office". To be assigned to observe co-workers' work activity. Basically a snitch.

I don't have time to see that you all are doing your job, so John, you be the productivity czar.

by IllinoisPam March 26, 2009

Pooductive

Being productive whilst doing your business on the toilet. For example, replying to e-mails, reading up on the latest 'hot' news, stalking that girl you like on Facebook etc.

I was very pooductive today. That girl I like has unfriended me though.

by wordsmith_mcdaddy January 15, 2015

Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023