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Procrastinut 

(Noun): the act of delaying tasks by masturbating. Particularly prevalent amongst students and professionals.
I can never get anything done, I procrastinut too much.

Procrastinut 

The act of masturbating to delay performing necessary tasks.
I can never get my work done, I procrastinut too much.

procrastination 

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.
You. You procrastinate. You are the example.
procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrasticunts 

people who have a tendency to put things off, natural-born enemy of efficiency
Markiplier: I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4AM. I’VE ALREADY RECORDED AND EDITED ALL MY VIDEOS. I’VE ALREADY WORKED OUT TODAY. GET FUCKED PROCRASTICUNTS.
procrasticunts by its_not_delivery September 5, 2018