procrastinut

Verb: postponing coitus. Stopping just prior to reaching orgasm.

Dude, I want to build up a huge load, so i have been procrastinutting all week... My balls ache.

by Cyberloser March 8, 2015

Procrastinut

(Noun): the act of delaying tasks by masturbating. Particularly prevalent amongst students and professionals.

I can never get anything done, I procrastinut too much.

by mackerel pâté June 5, 2018

Procrastinut

The act of masturbating to delay performing necessary tasks.

I can never get my work done, I procrastinut too much.

by mackerel pâté June 5, 2018

procrastination

Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastinate

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.

by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrasticunts

people who have a tendency to put things off, natural-born enemy of efficiency

Markiplier: I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4AM. I’VE ALREADY RECORDED AND EDITED ALL MY VIDEOS. I’VE ALREADY WORKED OUT TODAY. GET FUCKED PROCRASTICUNTS.

by its_not_delivery September 5, 2018