procrastinut 

Verb: postponing coitus. Stopping just prior to reaching orgasm.

Dude, I want to build up a huge load, so i have been procrastinutting all week... My balls ache.

procrastinut by Cyberloser March 8, 2015

Procrastinut 

(Noun): the act of delaying tasks by masturbating. Particularly prevalent amongst students and professionals.

I can never get anything done, I procrastinut too much.

Procrastinut by mackerel pâté June 5, 2018

Procrastinut 

The act of masturbating to delay performing necessary tasks.

I can never get my work done, I procrastinut too much.

Procrastinut by mackerel pâté June 5, 2018

procrastination 

Ill put up a definition later.

Ill put up an example later.

procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004

Procrastination 

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.

"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."

Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009

procrastinate 

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.

procrastinate by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrasticunts 

people who have a tendency to put things off, natural-born enemy of efficiency

Markiplier: I’VE BEEN UP SINCE 4AM. I’VE ALREADY RECORDED AND EDITED ALL MY VIDEOS. I’VE ALREADY WORKED OUT TODAY. GET FUCKED PROCRASTICUNTS.

procrasticunts by its_not_delivery September 5, 2018