2 definitions by mackerel pâté

Procrastinut

The act of masturbating to delay performing necessary tasks.

I can never get my work done, I procrastinut too much.

by mackerel pâté May 13, 2018

Procrastinut

(Noun): the act of delaying tasks by masturbating. Particularly prevalent amongst students and professionals.

I can never get anything done, I procrastinut too much.

by mackerel pâté May 13, 2018