Usually an acquaintance or friend that promises to visit you and
friends for social events like Clubs, beaches, restaurant meet and greets, or just chilling at a friend's
house only to constantly procrastinate and never show up. They also are known to get angry at inviting
friends and exclaim "Why don't you guys ever visit me where I'm at?" as a week counter.
Shy: Hay Loni, are you actually coming to the party on June 15th or gonna just say you are or not show up?
Loni: I'll totally show girl.
(The
day of June 15th)
Shy: Really Loni, are here yet?
Loni: (from comfyness of her
bed not getting up) I'm on my way chill girl.
(9am June 15th)
Shy: Loni WTF, you said you were coming but you didn't even show up late. Why do you always not show up when you say you
will? At least tell use you can't make it and have an excellent excuse to back it up!
Loni: Why the
hell don't you guys ever visit me? Why the
hell should I go?
Shy: Cause you live in someplace in Tennessee not in Florida. Why the fuck don't you do what you say you
will?
Loni: Fuck you guys why don't you visit me?
Shy: Because your a fuckken Procrastinatory Noshow! You don't even link with us anymore!
