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procrastifart

When you put off taking a shit for so long that your farts go from smelling like typical gas to just pure shit as the air upon release passes over and around a gigantic turd.
Who the fuck just shit themselves?? "Sorry, that was me. It was just a procrastifart. I'm good."
by Bobby the Bug Man August 25, 2020
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