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procrastifarian

Someone who avoids work to the point where it has become a religious way of life
Person 1: Have you started your assignment that's due tomorrow?
Person 2: No, but I watched an entire season of Orange Is The New Black on Netflix
Person 1: Jesus dude, you're SUCH a procrastifarian
by lazycollege105 April 30, 2014
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procrastinasian

An Asian person who is fully skillful in delaying ones work until the last minute, and still earning a high passing grade.
Person 1: WTH!! OMG... that asian girl always does her homework the class before it is dued... and still gets an A ... while i study all day and night and work hard.. and only manage to earn a B "plus"... freaking procrastinasian... this is bullcrap...

Person 2: haha sucks for you :P
by LiLKagome378 September 29, 2006
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Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.
Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!
by Neetles December 10, 2009
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procrastafarian

Someone who smokes pot when they should be working.

A procrastafarian may also procrasturbate extensively.
Get any thing productive done today?

No, I'm a procrastafarian. Being productive is against my religion.
by Heinous May 2, 2006
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Procrastifacing

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook
I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.
by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009
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procrastinarian

A person whose very way of life is defined by the high level at which he or she procrastinates. Procrastination becomes an accepted part of the person's life as if it were a religion.
John Smith was the ultimate procrastinator. He filed his tax return 6 months late, even though he was getting a very large return. He is a true procrastinarian.
by scotter May 19, 2007
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Procrastinarian

A person whom specialises in procrastinating.
Being the ultimate Procrastinarian that he is, Jack didn't allow for enough time to complete his research paper.
by Diligent February 1, 2006
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