procrastifarian

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Someone who avoids work to the point where it has become a religious way of life

Person 1: Have you started your assignment that's due tomorrow?
Person 2: No, but I watched an entire season of Orange Is The New Black on Netflix
Person 1: Jesus dude, you're SUCH a procrastifarian

procrastifarian by lazycollege105 April 30, 2014

Words you can keep

procrastinasian

An Asian person who is fully skillful in delaying ones work until the last minute, and still earning a high passing grade.

Person 1: WTH!! OMG... that asian girl always does her homework the class before it is dued... and still gets an A ... while i study all day and night and work hard.. and only manage to earn a B "plus"... freaking procrastinasian... this is bullcrap...

Person 2: haha sucks for you :P

procrastinasian by LiLKagome378 September 29, 2006

Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.

Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!

Procrastifaking by Neetles December 10, 2009

procrastafarian

Someone who smokes pot when they should be working.

A procrastafarian may also procrasturbate extensively.

Get any thing productive done today?

No, I'm a procrastafarian. Being productive is against my religion.

procrastafarian by Heinous May 2, 2006

Procrastifacing

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook

I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.

Procrastifacing by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009

procrastinarian

A person whose very way of life is defined by the high level at which he or she procrastinates. Procrastination becomes an accepted part of the person's life as if it were a religion.

John Smith was the ultimate procrastinator. He filed his tax return 6 months late, even though he was getting a very large return. He is a true procrastinarian.

procrastinarian by scotter May 19, 2007

Procrastinarian

A person whom specialises in procrastinating.

Being the ultimate Procrastinarian that he is, Jack didn't allow for enough time to complete his research paper.

Procrastinarian by Diligent February 1, 2006

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026