procrastifarian

Someone who avoids work to the point where it has become a religious way of life

Person 1: Have you started your assignment that's due tomorrow?
Person 2: No, but I watched an entire season of Orange Is The New Black on Netflix
Person 1: Jesus dude, you're SUCH a procrastifarian

procrastifarian by lazycollege105 April 30, 2014

procrastinasian 

An Asian person who is fully skillful in delaying ones work until the last minute, and still earning a high passing grade.

Person 1: WTH!! OMG... that asian girl always does her homework the class before it is dued... and still gets an A ... while i study all day and night and work hard.. and only manage to earn a B "plus"... freaking procrastinasian... this is bullcrap...

Person 2: haha sucks for you :P

procrastinasian by LiLKagome378 September 29, 2006

Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.

Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!

Procrastifaking by Neetles December 10, 2009

procrastafarian 

Someone who smokes pot when they should be working.

A procrastafarian may also procrasturbate extensively.

Get any thing productive done today?

No, I'm a procrastafarian. Being productive is against my religion.

procrastafarian by Heinous May 2, 2006

Procrastifacing 

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook

I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.

Procrastifacing by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009

procrastinarian 

A person whose very way of life is defined by the high level at which he or she procrastinates. Procrastination becomes an accepted part of the person's life as if it were a religion.

John Smith was the ultimate procrastinator. He filed his tax return 6 months late, even though he was getting a very large return. He is a true procrastinarian.

procrastinarian by scotter May 19, 2007

Procrastinarian 

A person whom specialises in procrastinating.

Being the ultimate Procrastinarian that he is, Jack didn't allow for enough time to complete his research paper.

Procrastinarian by Diligent February 1, 2006