19 definitions by Bobby the Bug Man
When a male, usually a teenage boy, is interacting with a female counterpart and gets so excited that he squirts a load in his pants before even seeing a nipple.
This is also known to happen to introverted Boy Scouts in a strip club before the song even starts.
This is also known to happen to introverted Boy Scouts in a strip club before the song even starts.
- Hey girl, how did things go with that boy you met at the party last night?
- Well, I had him take me to my apartment after we left. Things were going great and we were flirting hardcore. We made out all the way up the steps to my front door. When we got there, he was acting nervous and that's when I noticed...
- Oh shit, did he squearly?
- Yep, totally squearlied through his khakis.
- That's so embarrassing!
- Well, after that, I was pissed. I made him take off his pants and underwear and told him to put on the panties I was wearing then sent him to the couch to sleep. After that, I called my fuck-buddy to come over and took it in the ass with my bedroom door open so that wuss could hear how a real man does thing.
- Damn girl, you're savage as fuck!
- Sure am...considering I had that wuss take my fuck-buddy home after I got done rimming him.
- Well, I had him take me to my apartment after we left. Things were going great and we were flirting hardcore. We made out all the way up the steps to my front door. When we got there, he was acting nervous and that's when I noticed...
- Oh shit, did he squearly?
- Yep, totally squearlied through his khakis.
- That's so embarrassing!
- Well, after that, I was pissed. I made him take off his pants and underwear and told him to put on the panties I was wearing then sent him to the couch to sleep. After that, I called my fuck-buddy to come over and took it in the ass with my bedroom door open so that wuss could hear how a real man does thing.
- Damn girl, you're savage as fuck!
- Sure am...considering I had that wuss take my fuck-buddy home after I got done rimming him.
by Bobby the Bug Man May 13, 2021
When you've taken a large, stinky dump in the office bathroom, finished up, opened the door and presented yourself at the sink and have been identified as the culprit of the most ridiculous aroma imaginable.
Dude, I was blowing up the toilet in the men's bathroom and someone came in and started choking like they needed CPR. When I came out for the reveal, I realized it was our boss!
by Bobby the Bug Man August 1, 2020
When you've taken a large, stinky dump in the office bathroom, finished up, opened the door and presented yourself at the sink and have been identified as the culprit of the most ridiculous aroma imaginable.
Dude, I was blowing up the toilet in the men's bathroom and someone came in and started choking like they needed CPR. When I came out for the reveal, I realized it was our boss!
by Bobby the Bug Man August 1, 2020
When you’re in a public restroom taking a shit in your favorite stall and push out a log followed by residual gas that flaps and echoes off of all of walls.
by Bobby the Bug Man May 6, 2022
Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.
I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.
by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020
A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab without tipping and hung around to bullshit with friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the patron and precedes to tell them about the urban legend that if someone blows on one's asshole, that person can't shit. At this point, the non-tipper is so obliterated and a non-believer of the urban legend and asks to have it proven. At this point, the server/bar tender has the patron lie on their back up on the bar, on the floor, or on a stage. They then pull down their pants to expose the chocolate star and ask the non-tipper to blow. Upon the cool breeze hitting the 'ol balloon knot, the bowels are released, leaving a free swirly on the patron's face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with Jason at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass co-worker, Adam, with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn't tip our server. He then proceeded to hang around like Epstein in a prison cell. After a while, the server told him THE urban legend. And yes, he fell for it. She gave him the blown surprise and shat all over his face! It was EPIC!!
by Bobby the Bug Man September 22, 2020
A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.
Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!
by Bobby the Bug Man October 6, 2020