probestain

A model of car ranging from 1993 - 1997 built by ford called the probe. Has to have been severely modified and of two or more colors. Perferrably standard.

Joe: "I call it... Patches, the probestain!"

by Bries_wolves December 18, 2016

pubestain

the stain, frequently found on the crotch of the underpants, resulting from semen that has stuck to the pubes

I've been fucking too much recently as evidenced by the pubestains in my undies.

by Buttceth November 6, 2012

Beat the Protestant

The exact same schoolyard game as "kill the guy with the ball" (aka "Smear The Queer"), only the name is changed when played at Catholic schools. A comical way of encouraging a bygone era of sectarian rivalry in Christiandom via youthful bravado. Especially popular in Irish communities. Has NOTHING to do with anti-LGBT bigotry.

Hey Bill, want to play Beat the Protestant with us?

Sure! Just make sure the mother superior doesn't see us rough housing.

by Dank Salmon March 23, 2019

Peaceful Protesting

What liberals call burning down buildings and rioting in the streets over a person dying who happened to be black

"Peaceful Protesting"

by Veteran Bandit April 15, 2021

Probastinating

The act of masturbating and procrastinating at the same time

Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead

by probastinator October 20, 2010

Protestant Ratism

Protestant Ratism is the less structured form of Ratism. It is believed that the Rat is the true Deity but after further investigation, it is found that the original Ratist Texts are not confidential and invalid. This is shown in the different terms used for a place of worship, for example, "The Church of Rat" and "Ratist House of Prayer". It is said that there are buildings for prayer but there is indeed not. The Ratists almost always pray at a home shrine or drawn picture.

The Protestant Ratists believe in true equality, this is shown in how the members all worship together. There are no ranks among the Protestant Ratists, the Mother Rat shows everyone the same amount of love and respect. We worship on the sacred days, Monday and Thursday for that is when the Mother Rat arose from the Cesspool.

I'm am apart of Protestant Ratism, deal with it.

by Sneeze88 October 14, 2020

protestant fuckbucket

A individual of protestant religious belief who enjoys the act of consistent sex

Oh fuck off ya wee protestant fuckbucket!

by Aildaris September 21, 2017