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Priming the pump 

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.
In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
Priming the pump by Bogrimm May 19, 2017

Priminister

1. A word used by people who haven't passed through the education system.
2. A word laughed at by people who have more than 1 IQ point.
1. I seen the Priminister on the news last yesterday
2. When I saw the word 'Priminister', I thought to myself "What kind of fucker would write that?"
Priminister by Kip Stevens April 22, 2004
Beginning the pushing process of pooping before you enter the bathroom to ensure that no time is wasted on the toilet.
My diarrhea was so bad, I tried priming my bathroom break and ruined the living room carpet
Priming by twelveotenandahalf May 23, 2018

Optimus Priming 

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"
usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

pump-priming 

Government action taken to stimulate the economy, increased government spending money in the commercial sector, cutting taxes to boost the economy, or reducing interest rates to stimulate the economy.
The goverment will not resort to pump-priming measures to deal with the growing real-estate problem
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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