primin' 

provoking a fight. consciously or unconsciously. on purpose or accidental.

Brushing up against someone in a packed bar. And, usually a drunk dude, says, "Why you primin' me man?!?"

primin' by lilboomer589 May 20, 2010

Priming the pump 

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.

In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."

Priming the pump by Bogrimm May 19, 2017

primink 

an actual twink

person: hey what's your favourite youtuber?
me: it's primink
person: oh what does he do? what's he like?
me: he's a commentary channel, he's a real twink

primink by cloudtoothpaste June 17, 2019

Primie 

"Anarcho-Primitivist." An anarchist who rejects any technology which destroys the Earth, and aims to return to the Natural human lifestyle. Primies are like hippies, but they are radicals. They love natrural environments and can get depressed in urban areas or staying indoors too long.

"Wanna eat lunch with us in the cafeteria?"

"No, I'm going out to the woods to sit under a tree and eat."

"Fuckin primie."

Primie by Primie July 10, 2006

Pirmin 

Love of my life, kinda creepy. Probably can take your virginity with his eyes.

OMG What a HUGE Pirmin

Pirmin by Virgin Maryy October 13, 2011

Priming 

Beginning the pushing process of pooping before you enter the bathroom to ensure that no time is wasted on the toilet.

My diarrhea was so bad, I tried priming my bathroom break and ruined the living room carpet

Priming by twelveotenandahalf May 23, 2018

Optimus Priming 

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"

usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

Optimus Priming by Bootstrap Bill July 2, 2009