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Priming is a school or summer camp prank. It consists of numerous individuals in voice-changer Optimus prime toy helmets(hence the name), (balaclavas and ski masks are used when there are not enough helmets available) and boxers entering a cabin in the middle of the night, turning the lights on, spraying the inhabitants and cranking the cabin heat to the maximum while reciting lines from Transformers, the Michael Bay movie. This is usually a filmed event.
Hey man, have you heard? Our neighbours went priming at 3am last night, and now everyone is soaked wet.
by teh Russian man September 30, 2011
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The action of stimulation of the sex organs either during masturbation or with a partner, in which one acquires enough stimulation to almost come to orgasm and ejaculates, but instead then backs off in order to prevent ejaculation. After priming a few times and not ejaculating, it then builds up the sexual energy in such a way that it will be a much more powerful orgasm when one does go past the point of no return and has an orgasm. similar to how gunpowder is placed in the pan of a firearm to ignite a charge.
"Dude, have you ever tried priming?"

"I have, and It drives me insane! Sex and no orgasm? It's the biggest tease!"
by TimBeau Sanders March 28, 2013
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Beginning the pushing process of pooping before you enter the bathroom to ensure that no time is wasted on the toilet.
My diarrhea was so bad, I tried priming my bathroom break and ruined the living room carpet
by twelveotenandahalf May 23, 2018
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Waiting for a short amount of time before pooping to ensure that it is fast and effortless.
Dude, you stink go take a poop. I can't, I am priming it.
by LordSnark March 21, 2005
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verb - manifesting implicit memories. Thinking about one thing, then unconsciously linking it to what you need to know. Famously used by Ogi Ogas on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?, where he almost won $1,000,000.
The first technique I drew upon was priming. The priming of a memory occurs because of the peculiar "connectionist" neural dynamics of our cortex, where memories are distributed across many regions and neurons. If we can recall any fragment of a pattern, our brains tend to automatically fill in the rest. For example, hearing an old Madonna song may launch a cascade of linked memories: your high school prom where it was the theme song, your poorly tailored prom outfit, your forgotten prom date, the stinging embarrassment when you threw up in the limo.
-- Ogi Ogas

by IanTerry October 13, 2007
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To adhere to a VALUE SYSTEM OF MANTRA Values.

TO MODEL ONESELF AFTER professionals.
To only endeavour upon interests.
To conduct oneself professionally like a boss.
To admit human race are all primates.
To professionally execute. Complete plans.
To embrace change.
To always follow through on one's word.
To manifest massive.

To expert existence. To share intellect.
To push the limits. Test your boundaries.
To accomplish accolades. Exemplary education.
To anticipate success. 1 track previous accomplishment reminiscent ruminating.
To remain calm & stay positive.
To empathetically enumerate excellence. Account for endeavour accomplishments by treating ones self or others in event of successful accomplishment.

To embrace love..
To turn problems into opportunities.

To inoculate risk.

To complete a task.
To reach a goal. To achieve empirical quantitative set within reason wishes.
To set a milestone. To orchestrate oneself like clockwork.

To focus on ones cyber balance state.

To change social class in upward mobility.
To take pride in your work.
To remain alert at all time.
To strive for better.
To accept failure as a way to learn from your mistakes.
To excel beyond expectations.
To give it 100% or keep it 100.
To never let another's words bring you down emotionally.
To AKRO @ proforma as scholastic endeavours are achieved.
Water under the bridge how you became wealthy.

What's more important is how can we work together priming?

Solo primus. Killin it!

Priming is setting an example as iconic role model for others & an individualistic mind frame -"Only 1 knows how." FOX News.

Stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me.

Love ones self in order to love others.

To prize one's existence. Life is a gift know as the present.
To create polka yokes of failsafe plan b for hingent contingent precursors to prevent loss.

In order to be interesting one must remain interested.
Priming is also...
To make love. Copulation.

To self sex. Sex one self
My one adorn contrary adjunctive antiprocat with smug calous ignorance.

To break through a glass ceiling.
To never make the same mistake twice
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by Tzinnt.ten.toss.salat May 31, 2018
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