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It is great to have a Pirmin in your life. Once you get to know him behind his shy attitude, you will see how sympathetic and caring he is. He has the most amazing handwriting and is skilled at drawings. He loves to act out scenes in front of people. He loves the stage and the audience loves him. Pirmin is never afraid to ask questions and is constantly trying to get better. His friends can be very thankful, because he is loyal and can take a joke about himself.
Wow! What an amazing drawing. Is that yours, Pirmin?
Pirmin by FeatherofaPhoenix December 15, 2021
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a male that is an apple genius/ apple faggot. he will think pervertedly of a female with a high sex appeal no matter of the age of the female (aged ~ 10 - 60). if you let him near any car pirmin may do a bailey 1. you should be very careful when around a pirmin because they work all day 'cleaning semen out of apple laptops' therefore they are covered in semen. a pirmin also has 200 additional problems just like an iPhone 4s.
Oooo... for fuck sakes pirmin! my laptop is covered in semen again.

mum was pissed when pirmin did a bailey on dads new VF holden commodore. she said it was just another of primin's 200 additional problems.

bailey: to shit on the top of a car and sit in it. Then hold your legs straight up as high as you can and grab your toes. Then slide down the windshield screaming "Arrmageden".
pirmin by LadyMan5531 August 30, 2013

Priming the pump 

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.
In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
Priming the pump by Bogrimm May 19, 2017

Nimminy Pimminy

Thank you for returning my manuscript and your enclosed nasty nimminy pimminy little note.
Nimminy Pimminy by Mr B Black January 2, 2005

Pirin Tablets 

Aspirin with the A and S scraped off.
Armand: Are you giving him drugs? What the hell are pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the A and S scraped off.
person: hey what's your favourite youtuber?
me: it's primink
person: oh what does he do? what's he like?
me: he's a commentary channel, he's a real twink
primink by cloudtoothpaste June 17, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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