Pirmin 

Love of my life, kinda creepy. Probably can take your virginity with his eyes.

OMG What a HUGE Pirmin

Pirmin by Virgin Maryy October 13, 2011

Pirmin 

It is great to have a Pirmin in your life. Once you get to know him behind his shy attitude, you will see how sympathetic and caring he is. He has the most amazing handwriting and is skilled at drawings. He loves to act out scenes in front of people. He loves the stage and the audience loves him. Pirmin is never afraid to ask questions and is constantly trying to get better. His friends can be very thankful, because he is loyal and can take a joke about himself.

Wow! What an amazing drawing. Is that yours, Pirmin?

Pirmin by FeatherofaPhoenix December 15, 2021

pirmin 

a male that is an apple genius/ apple faggot. he will think pervertedly of a female with a high sex appeal no matter of the age of the female (aged ~ 10 - 60). if you let him near any car pirmin may do a bailey 1. you should be very careful when around a pirmin because they work all day 'cleaning semen out of apple laptops' therefore they are covered in semen. a pirmin also has 200 additional problems just like an iPhone 4s.

Oooo... for fuck sakes pirmin! my laptop is covered in semen again.

mum was pissed when pirmin did a bailey on dads new VF holden commodore. she said it was just another of primin's 200 additional problems.

bailey: to shit on the top of a car and sit in it. Then hold your legs straight up as high as you can and grab your toes. Then slide down the windshield screaming "Arrmageden".

pirmin by LadyMan5531 August 30, 2013

Priming the pump 

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.

In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."

Priming the pump by Bogrimm May 19, 2017

Nimminy Pimminy

Meaning- Insignificant, petty,

Thank you for returning my manuscript and your enclosed nasty nimminy pimminy little note.

Nimminy Pimminy by Mr B Black January 2, 2005

Pirin Tablets 

Aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

Armand: Are you giving him drugs? What the hell are pirin tablets?
Agador: It's aspirin with the A and S scraped off.

Pirin Tablets by salsashark914 July 1, 2012

primink 

an actual twink

person: hey what's your favourite youtuber?
me: it's primink
person: oh what does he do? what's he like?
me: he's a commentary channel, he's a real twink

primink by cloudtoothpaste June 17, 2019