pretpal
That best thing that can ever happen to the most perfect thing in rhe world and is good at everything and is your daddy
Pretpal is your daddy
pretpal by Casper1245 March 9, 2018
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pretaliation
Getting your revenge in first.
Do unto him before he can do unto you, if you like.
A guy looks at you nastily across a rugby scrum; next maul, you tear his ear off, before he does the same, or worse, to you. You have completed pretaliation. Anything he does after that is retaliation, which referees always come down on harder than on the original malefactor.
Do unto him before he can do unto you, if you like.
A guy looks at you nastily across a rugby scrum; next maul, you tear his ear off, before he does the same, or worse, to you. You have completed pretaliation. Anything he does after that is retaliation, which referees always come down on harder than on the original malefactor.
"Did you see Tonto get his pretaliation in on that mean-looking winger?"
"Yeah, he'll be counting his ribs for a month! What a kick! Bet Tonto keeps out of his way for the rest of the game, though!"
"Yeah, he'll be counting his ribs for a month! What a kick! Bet Tonto keeps out of his way for the rest of the game, though!"
pretaliation by railtracksurvivor November 1, 2007
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pritpal
a has-been plastic gangster. a guy whos in a permenant state of mid life crisis. a loser with sagging muscles, a too tight tshirt and a reasonably nice car that he uses to try and impress younger gals. probably wearing alot of jewellery and a leather jacket
pritpal by bring itttt August 16, 2009
pretalian
"I always get confused when I try to order coffee at Starbucks. I think it's because I don't speak pretalian."
pretalian by Candace Hammond December 12, 2006
pretaliate
Seizing the opportunity to take preemptive retaliation for something you know will happen.
Messing around with friends often escalates with some crescendo event that signals the end to the fun. To pretaliate is to abruptly advance the inevitable ensuring that you are never the target. Pretaliatory action must ensure that nobody wants to continue playing.
Messing around with friends often escalates with some crescendo event that signals the end to the fun. To pretaliate is to abruptly advance the inevitable ensuring that you are never the target. Pretaliatory action must ensure that nobody wants to continue playing.
As Ken and Jim where trading stink bombs while watching the game, Larry quietly decided he would pretaliate by taking a dump in the nacho dip.
pretaliate by Raphael Ricardo January 18, 2008
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