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Preptalk is the art of talking somewhat monosyllabically and in an exaggerated, deep, manly voice. It is usually used by people classified as "preps" to make fun of others. Some people who do not use preptalk on a regular basis make fun of the people by using it to insult them back. Users who use preptalk for insults may say the last name of the insultee before the insult. At first it is hard to understand, but after it is overused, it becomes much easier to comprehend. The use of preptalk makes the user look like an idiot and may be accompanied by grammar errors.
1) *BIG--QUEER
2) *BIG--QUEE (This is a common grammar error made by users.)
3) *HO--MO
4) *JACK-SON---WHAT--A--FAG
5) *THIS--IS--PREP-TALK

*-said in a loud, obnoxious, deep-voiced tone (all preptalk is said like this)
preptalk by Prep Hater October 15, 2007

peptalk privacy 

Talking to self in a bathroom right before peeing, thinking you're alone, either stream of conscious, or words of encouragement. More likely done and less inhibited when drunk.
Guy: I thought I had some peptalk privacy, but I think my boss heard be talking to my dick.

Girl: Please stop talking to me.
peptalk privacy by calvinke April 2, 2010
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Prep Talk 

A completely different language used by preppy snobs to communicate with each other.
If you are not a prep and don't speak that language it will annoy the hell out of you and possibly confuse you.
"Like oh my god girl that shirt like totally like rocks, like where on earth could you have totally found it!!!"

"She was like ..cool! and he was like awesome and i said like that chick over there totally likes that guy and i said ewww puke she's totally a skank and "

"Man i can't understand your prep talk....Like who cares cuz i am totally better than you anyways."

Prep Talk by Amazon80 October 26, 2008

Peptalk-Bimbo 

A verbal "medicine" of similar calming/soothing effectiveness to dat disgusting pink goo in a triangular-shaped bottle dat you get at Walgreen's; it involves your simply calling up a hot chick and having her confidently/encouragingly "cheer you on" through a difficult endeavor.
I needed to do a chilly/snowy outdoor-task in late Fall, so I called up my best friend and asked her for a little Peptalk-Bimbo while I wheezingly struggled through said gumption-guzzling endeavor.
Peptalk-Bimbo by QuacksO November 13, 2019

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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