Pretzal

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To sit behind someone, stomach pressed against their back, with your arms wrapped around their shoulders and your legs wrapped around their waist.

I was sitting and reading a book when she suddenly hugged me from behind and wrapped her legs around me, pretzaling me.

Pretzal by lepineapplegirl13 November 26, 2018

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Wetzel pretzal

When someone goes to the mall, meets a girl from hot or not and gets a handjob and cums into a wetzel pretzal cup and the girl takes it home

Hey bro you gonna go wetzel pretzal another girl?

Wetzel pretzal by His thot January 7, 2015

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Belgian Pretzal

When a man shits all over a girls chest, then the woman shits on the mans chest, they play naked twister while fucking her in the butt, then adds a whipped cream topping by ejaculating all over her back.

Julia was just a big Belgian pretzal sandwich with shit on her chest and spunk on her back

Belgian Pretzal by YourMomsCrackisfullofSpunk69 July 10, 2017

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Pretzel Boy

Pretzel Boy – Noun /ˈpretsəl boi/– Derogatory slang used to describe a man child who LOVES pretzels.

Pretzel Boy ate that cheese covered soft pretzel even after it fell face down on the disgusting, contaminated, vomit stained, urinated on casino carpet.

Pretzel Boy by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

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Pretzel knickers

A term given to ladies knickers that have been rolled down the legs all the way to the floor then stepped out of, only to be left there looking like an Auntie Anne's pretzel.

I better today up this apartment, I've left my pretzel knickers all over my bathroom!

Pretzel knickers by PF Jonny August 31, 2014

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meat pretzel

two guys standing questionably close to each other. further amplified if they are naked, typically happening in gym locker rooms. in reference to their dongs tied in a knot.

ben's standing so close to tom, they're practically kneading a meat pretzel.

meat pretzel by TallPeniz February 4, 2009

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pretzel crunch

when a guy pushes your legs behind your head while having sex and proceeds to "crunch" you while putting all of his body weight on you. pain is usually associated with this position.

"How was your night Kelly?"
"John pretzel crunched me so hard, I couldn't breathe."

pretzel crunch by pretzelmaker1234 November 20, 2015

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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