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prestrand 

Defined by The Mental Overload Show podcast as 3 or more guys start a slow jack in separate parts of a room to build up significant precum. Then they all meet in the center of the room, pressing their mushroom heads together, and when they walk backward slowly a spider web like strand of precum is created. Hence the name Prestrand.
Hey Guys, let's make a Prestrand to celebrate the end of the semester!
prestrand by MOShowJay March 14, 2018
1. A practitioner in pest control.
2. Also Pest man (alternative spelling).
3. A nickname for a guy who works in the pest control.

Someone who eliminates bugs, rodents and catches nuisance wildlife from peoples homes.
The pestman arrived at the same time he said he would.

I was happy when the pest man got rid of my bed bugs.
Pestman by Foxface August 6, 2012

Prestraint 

Feeling really proud about something but restraining yourself from bragging to your peers.
My child got a top grade but I had to use prestraint so I wouldn't intimidate other parents and children.
Prestraint by enigma123 March 2, 2023

Pressman 

Sometimes referred to as "Press" "Man-Eater" or simply "Oh Fuck".

Commonly seen wandering around the fast food and drinking establishments of North London, the average Pressman can be hostile and extremely sexually violent. Especially on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday night and every third full moon.
sexually violent pressman I haven't got with anyone, not even a sausage free food
Pressman by Gorillabits February 26, 2011
Prestan is the name of a very handsome blue or green eyed boy that will have the bet future anyone would want find a big city and settle down with a beautiful girl that's name would start with M,E,T,V and have up to three adorable kids with the best parents. Prestan would be one good baller and all the girls would want him
Prestan will always be happy with the best he has.
prestan by The best future June 18, 2014

Prestraint 

Feeling really proud but having to restrain yourself.
My child got a top grade but I had to use prestraint to not intimidate other parents and children.
Prestraint by enigma123 March 2, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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