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postmanning 

The act of switching male partners between vaginal and anal sex without the female noticing.
I pulled out of Nikki last night whilst doing doggy and you slipped into her arse, without her realising it wasn’t me!
Yeah! We were so postmanning that hoe!
postmanning by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020
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prestrand 

Defined by The Mental Overload Show podcast as 3 or more guys start a slow jack in separate parts of a room to build up significant precum. Then they all meet in the center of the room, pressing their mushroom heads together, and when they walk backward slowly a spider web like strand of precum is created. Hence the name Prestrand.
Hey Guys, let's make a Prestrand to celebrate the end of the semester!
prestrand by MOShowJay March 14, 2018
1. A practitioner in pest control.
2. Also Pest man (alternative spelling).
3. A nickname for a guy who works in the pest control.

Someone who eliminates bugs, rodents and catches nuisance wildlife from peoples homes.
The pestman arrived at the same time he said he would.

I was happy when the pest man got rid of my bed bugs.
Pestman by Foxface August 6, 2012

Prestraint 

Feeling really proud about something but restraining yourself from bragging to your peers.
My child got a top grade but I had to use prestraint so I wouldn't intimidate other parents and children.
Prestraint by enigma123 March 2, 2023

Pressman 

Sometimes referred to as "Press" "Man-Eater" or simply "Oh Fuck".

Commonly seen wandering around the fast food and drinking establishments of North London, the average Pressman can be hostile and extremely sexually violent. Especially on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday night and every third full moon.
sexually violent pressman I haven't got with anyone, not even a sausage free food
Pressman by Gorillabits February 26, 2011
Prestan is the name of a very handsome blue or green eyed boy that will have the bet future anyone would want find a big city and settle down with a beautiful girl that's name would start with M,E,T,V and have up to three adorable kids with the best parents. Prestan would be one good baller and all the girls would want him
Prestan will always be happy with the best he has.
prestan by The best future June 18, 2014

Prestraint 

Feeling really proud but having to restrain yourself.
My child got a top grade but I had to use prestraint to not intimidate other parents and children.
Prestraint by enigma123 March 2, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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