Prestraint 

Feeling really proud about something but restraining yourself from bragging to your peers.

My child got a top grade but I had to use prestraint so I wouldn't intimidate other parents and children.

Prestraint by enigma123 March 2, 2023

Prestraint 

Feeling really proud but having to restrain yourself.

My child got a top grade but I had to use prestraint to not intimidate other parents and children.

Prestraint by enigma123 March 2, 2023

Chedda Restraint 

When you straddle your girl, hold her shoulders and hands down with your knees, and smack the bitch in her face with your penis.

Bro: Hey Cheddabob, whats up with that mushroom mark on brittanys face?

Cheddabob: That bitch got outta line so I had to pull a Chedda Restraint on that ho!

Chedda Restraint by The Don Babyface Killah December 8, 2010

hobble restraint

A hobble, or hobble restraint is a strap used by police to restrain a suspect's legs to hands, to limit movement during transportation.

Sudden death has occurred in persons in hobble restraint due to cardiorespiratory consequences.

hobble restraint by talk2me-JCH2 April 1, 2021

purestrain gold 

All matter is energyand the big bang was pure energy; during the big bang an amount of that infinite pure energy was turned into every element in the ratio of it's atomic weight - for every pound of hydrogen created twice as much helium was created and so on. Most of all this reacted and became other elements; but because gold is unreactive you can trace this down to gold that exists now and will always exist. Most of the gold in the universe is from other generations and was created in an exploding star; there's gold that exists that came fromt he first generation of stars and you can trace the degree of all these back to the big bang. This isn't contraversial; once you accept the big bang happened this is one thing that follows from it the same way as the expansion of the universe follows from it.

The deciding factor in Ron Paul's dark horse victory in the 2008 election was his advocacy of the replacement of fiat currency with purestrain gold.

purestrain gold by TobleroneTriangular January 11, 2008

self restraint

not doing something you want to do really badly. usually the thing you want to do is a bad thing

dude i watched so much porn last night.

did you jerk off?
no.
wow such a great feat of self restraint.

self restraint by trent's dick January 23, 2011

eXtreme Restraints 

eXtreme Restraints is one of the biggest online retailers of bondage and kink gear. Their reputation and customer base was built on their tendency to stock extremely niche fetish gear and sex toys.

I was looking for (insert uncommon fetish toy here) and I eventually found it on extreme restraints (extremerestraints.com). The price was pretty good too. They also had a huge collection of (insert kinky category here).

eXtreme Restraints by JamesXR April 23, 2007