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Definitions by Gorillabits

catcheesecake 

Any Variety of cheesecake, preferably shop-bought, that is eaten by two individuals at opposite ends of the same oom by tossing it back and forth to one another, catching it and then eating a small section. A fusion of the words catch and cheesecake. Commonly mistaken for CatCheesecake, a popular Korean confection.
Hey man, pass the catcheesecake!!!

Shit dude, you hit the fan with the catcheesecake!!

You've never eaten catcheesecake?? break out the tarpaulin!

Pressman 

Sometimes referred to as "Press" "Man-Eater" or simply "Oh Fuck".

Commonly seen wandering around the fast food and drinking establishments of North London, the average Pressman can be hostile and extremely sexually violent. Especially on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday night and every third full moon.
sexually violent pressman I haven't got with anyone, not even a sausage free food
Pressman by Gorillabits February 26, 2011