prestrand

Defined by The Mental Overload Show podcast as 3 or more guys start a slow jack in separate parts of a room to build up significant precum. Then they all meet in the center of the room, pressing their mushroom heads together, and when they walk backward slowly a spider web like strand of precum is created. Hence the name Prestrand.

Hey Guys, let's make a Prestrand to celebrate the end of the semester!

by MOShowJay March 14, 2018

Petranda

bloodsucking hoe-hehehehe
lov ya
xoxo

look next to you nia-hehe petranda

by bichfrmheaven January 29, 2009

prestridge

Some guy who never has cigarettes of his own but will go to great extents to get one of yours. He does however always carry a lighter.

Im sick of this prestridge bummin smokes off me!!!

by super fly tnt January 11, 2010

Pretrending

When you pretend to like something because it is a popular trend.

Kate: Yeah, Michelle loves the new Skrillex album too.
Tom: Phft. She is pretrending.

by ToffeePoppet November 14, 2012

preslander

(pree-sland-ur)
A term coined by tiktok user @iamsandraf in conjunction with @sophiawpelton meaning:
The forced and performative preamble that you have to give before you brutally defame someone's entire character with your friends.

Alex gave a convincing preslander before completely ripping Lola's reputation to shreds.

by SadGirlOurs March 30, 2021

Priestlands

A school in Pennington, Hampshire, characterised for it's stunningly gifted students. Murderers, rapists, drunks, stoners, dealers, mafia, abused kids, expectant mothers. The only reason they get such good results is that they kick all the failing kids out a month before the exams. And they say that southern kids are soft...

"My child is looking forward to going to Priestlands. I need to get them some more things for the big day."
"May I recommend some durex and perhaps a knife?"

by I Love Tarquin November 14, 2007

preprandial

Something done before breakfast or before any meal.

Preprandial cafe noire

by T.DOVE WHITE April 9, 2020