postmanning 

The act of switching male partners between vaginal and anal sex without the female noticing.

I pulled out of Nikki last night whilst doing doggy and you slipped into her arse, without her realising it wasn’t me!
Yeah! We were so postmanning that hoe!

postmanning by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

Portmaning 

Shoving roadkill up your butthole for sexual pleasure

I was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. Still felt good.

I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.

Portmaning by Doghawk_ June 10, 2015

pokemanning

When you're a grown ass man, still running around playing pokemon.

Bro will the wife let you out so we can do some pokemanning.

pokemanning by Sydewinder February 14, 2019

pokemanning

What you're a grown ass man, still running around playing pokemon

Bro will the wife let you out a bit so we can do some pokemanning

pokemanning by Sydewinder February 14, 2019

Natalie Portmaning 

The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.

I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.

I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.

My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.

Natalie Portmaning by KWLXXXVII July 19, 2014

Natalie Portmaning 

The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.

I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.

I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.

My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.

Natalie Portmaning by KWLXXXVII July 19, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020