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postmanning 

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The act of switching male partners between vaginal and anal sex without the female noticing.
I pulled out of Nikki last night whilst doing doggy and you slipped into her arse, without her realising it wasn’t me!
Yeah! We were so postmanning that hoe!
postmanning by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020
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Portmaning 

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Shoving roadkill up your butthole for sexual pleasure
I was portmaning a dead pigeon the other day and the maggots made it really itchy. Still felt good.

I'd still fuck Mila Kunis even if she was Portmaning with a squirrel.
Portmaning by Doghawk_ June 10, 2015
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postmanning • Port Manning • pokemanning • Portmaning • Natalie Portmaning • Post hanging days • Post wanking remorse

pokemanning

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When you're a grown ass man, still running around playing pokemon.
Bro will the wife let you out so we can do some pokemanning.
pokemanning by Sydewinder February 14, 2019
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pokemanning

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What you're a grown ass man, still running around playing pokemon
Bro will the wife let you out a bit so we can do some pokemanning
pokemanning by Sydewinder February 14, 2019
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Natalie Portmaning 

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The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.
I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.

I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.

My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
Natalie Portmaning by KWLXXXVII July 19, 2014
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Natalie Portmaning 

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The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.
I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.

I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.

My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
Natalie Portmaning by KWLXXXVII July 19, 2014
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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