Pestman

1. A practitioner in pest control.
2. Also Pest man (alternative spelling).
3. A nickname for a guy who works in the pest control.

Someone who eliminates bugs, rodents and catches nuisance wildlife from peoples homes.

The pestman arrived at the same time he said he would.

I was happy when the pest man got rid of my bed bugs.

Pestman by Foxface August 6, 2012

pettman 

a very silly billy who likes to play mine craft in class.

Yo Pettman you sick cunt playin minecraft in class you sav

pettman by FATBOYROZ69 October 23, 2019

Postman Pat 

A well reputed drug dealer who delivers under any condition.
Background:
Postman Pat was the name of a character of a show with the same name produced for children but meant for grown ups. In the show Postman Pat featuring a big long nose had to deliver some "stuffs" with unknown contents, surprisingly every time he ran into a problem, but eventually at the end of the day he proudly succeeded every time and made his customers astonishingly happy!

If you think now as grown up you would realize that only a drug dealer could endeavor such pain to deliver!

There are some theories addressing the possible reasons for his big nose, ranging from daily cocaine sniffer to having the same problem as Pinocchio which can be justified in such harsh job.

Man, you look so fucked up! U should call Postman Pat

Postman Pat by Joe the wise May 27, 2016

Pesman 

A wastman and a peasant put together, it is the worst type of person you will ever meet, if you know a pesman they should be killed by crucifixion.

First guy: I will shank you up fam
Second guy: fuck off you pesman

Pesman by Swag man 69 March 9, 2015

Postman's Surprise

The act of drawing a smiley face on your penis and poking it through your letter box, just as the postman is about to deliver your mail.

Man, i sure gave him a postman's surprise this morning

Postman's Surprise by SeductiveUnveal March 22, 2011

Postman's Day

A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.

'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'

Postman's Day by Dark_Midget April 13, 2007

dirty postman 

Taking a shit in someone's mail Box

I Gave a Dirty Postman To the Women Next Door!

dirty postman by Mikeyt999 October 6, 2015