prepilepsy 

A crazed-actions illness caused by cramming too long/hard for an upcoming college-exam.

If you act irresponsibly from drinking too much beer during college, you can always claim it's caused by prepilepsy,

prepilepsy by QuacksO February 7, 2020

Pretepilepsy 

Pretend epilepsy. When an alcoholic goes to the hospital for symptoms of alcoholism, then tells people he or she has been diagnosed with a very mild form of epilepsy instead.

"Ted's in the hospital again with Pretepilepsy."

Pretepilepsy by Scissorkick Wondergunt April 2, 2015

Poopilepsy

Shitting so hard that your entire body trembles with both fear and satisfaction simultaneously. May also cause sudden, drastic change in body temperature.

Dude, I went to the doctor today. I've got poopilepsy. It's terminal.

Poopilepsy by schmoobie May 12, 2014

Pepsilepsy 

/ˈpepsəˌlepsē/
When Pepsi sponsors a concert or half-time event with so many flashing lights, LEDs, explosions, lasers, etc. that it causes epilepsy.

John: "The Weeknd's SuperBowl LIV half-time show was lit!"
Mary: "Perhaps, but it gave me Pepsilepsy"!

Pepsilepsy by Dave (former) Army Guy February 8, 2021

pepilepsy

A nervous muscle-twitching disorder from elevated caffeine-intake.

If ya can get pepilepsy from consuming too many sodas, what would da revved-up condition be from drinking excessive "red, white. and blue" beverage be called... "Pepilepsi"?

pepilepsy by QuacksO February 11, 2020

pepilepsi 

When you are having an epilepsy but you only see Pepsi colors.

idk what to put here.. oh no I'm having a pepilepsi!

pepilepsi by pepilepsi February 3, 2021

pepilepsi 

cooling your pussy down with some knock off Pepsi

"shit it burns go get something to cool me down"
"all we had was pepilepsi"
"what the fuck is that"
"some dollar store drink"
"ok just rub it on gently"

pepilepsi by Nobel6OfReach May 13, 2023