Pretend epilepsy. When an alcoholic goes to the hospital for symptoms of alcoholism, then tells people he or she has been diagnosed with a very mild form of epilepsy instead.
Shitting so hard that your entire body trembles with both fear and satisfaction simultaneously. May also cause sudden, drastic change in body temperature.
Dude, I went to the doctortoday. I've got poopilepsy. It's terminal.
If ya can get pepilepsy from consuming too many sodas, what would da revved-up condition be from drinking excessive "red, white. and blue" beverage be called... "Pepilepsi"?
"shit it burns go getsomething to cool me down"
"all we had was pepilepsi"
"what the fuck is that"
"some dollar store drink"
"ok just rub it on gently"