Pepsilepsy 

/ˈpepsəˌlepsē/
When Pepsi sponsors a concert or half-time event with so many flashing lights, LEDs, explosions, lasers, etc. that it causes epilepsy.

John: "The Weeknd's SuperBowl LIV half-time show was lit!"
Mary: "Perhaps, but it gave me Pepsilepsy"!

Pepsilepsy by Dave (former) Army Guy February 8, 2021

Pepsiless 

When you buy a Pepsi and someone takes it and drinks all of it right in front of you. You are now pepsiless.

I drank my friend’s Pepsi and now he is PEPSILESS.

Pepsiless by GaggleForf November 29, 2018

pepilepsy

A nervous muscle-twitching disorder from elevated caffeine-intake.

If ya can get pepilepsy from consuming too many sodas, what would da revved-up condition be from drinking excessive "red, white. and blue" beverage be called... "Pepilepsi"?

pepilepsy by QuacksO February 11, 2020

prepilepsy 

A crazed-actions illness caused by cramming too long/hard for an upcoming college-exam.

If you act irresponsibly from drinking too much beer during college, you can always claim it's caused by prepilepsy,

prepilepsy by QuacksO February 7, 2020

pepilepsi 

When you are having an epilepsy but you only see Pepsi colors.

idk what to put here.. oh no I'm having a pepilepsi!

pepilepsi by pepilepsi February 3, 2021

Pepsiless 

Typically used by Pepsi fiends and addicts when they are in fact out or almost out of Pepsi to drink.

"Son, can you PLEASE pick me up some Pepsi when you go, I can't be Pepsiless!"

Pepsiless by UniKornFrenzy666 December 19, 2022

pepilepsi 

cooling your pussy down with some knock off Pepsi

"shit it burns go get something to cool me down"
"all we had was pepilepsi"
"what the fuck is that"
"some dollar store drink"
"ok just rub it on gently"

pepilepsi by Nobel6OfReach May 13, 2023