Poopilepsy

Shitting so hard that your entire body trembles with both fear and satisfaction simultaneously. May also cause sudden, drastic change in body temperature.

Dude, I went to the doctor today. I've got poopilepsy. It's terminal.

Poopilepsy by schmoobie May 12, 2014

poocalepsy 

the overwhelming urge to fall asleep on the toilet.

Matthew's resonating snores in the office restroom proved that his poocalepsy was a recurring problem.

poocalepsy by PogoJojo August 2, 2011

prepilepsy 

A crazed-actions illness caused by cramming too long/hard for an upcoming college-exam.

If you act irresponsibly from drinking too much beer during college, you can always claim it's caused by prepilepsy,

prepilepsy by QuacksO February 7, 2020

pepilepsy

A nervous muscle-twitching disorder from elevated caffeine-intake.

If ya can get pepilepsy from consuming too many sodas, what would da revved-up condition be from drinking excessive "red, white. and blue" beverage be called... "Pepilepsi"?

pepilepsy by QuacksO February 11, 2020