Pretepilepsy 

Pretend epilepsy. When an alcoholic goes to the hospital for symptoms of alcoholism, then tells people he or she has been diagnosed with a very mild form of epilepsy instead.

"Ted's in the hospital again with Pretepilepsy."

Pretepilepsy by Scissorkick Wondergunt April 2, 2015

prepilepsy 

A crazed-actions illness caused by cramming too long/hard for an upcoming college-exam.

If you act irresponsibly from drinking too much beer during college, you can always claim it's caused by prepilepsy,

prepilepsy by QuacksO February 7, 2020