pepilepsi 

When you are having an epilepsy but you only see Pepsi colors.

idk what to put here.. oh no I'm having a pepilepsi!

pepilepsi by pepilepsi February 3, 2021

pepilepsi 

cooling your pussy down with some knock off Pepsi

"shit it burns go get something to cool me down"
"all we had was pepilepsi"
"what the fuck is that"
"some dollar store drink"
"ok just rub it on gently"

pepilepsi by Nobel6OfReach May 13, 2023

Epilepsick 

When you're having a seizure but you have too much swag - "she's epilepsick"

When you're feeling sick afterhaving had a seizure - "I'm feeling epilepsick"

(To their philosophy teacher): "Sorry, I can't come in today - I'm too epilepsick."

Epilepsick by epileptichamster December 7, 2020

pepileptic 

A cheerleader or dancer who lacks rhythm and moves spastically while cheering or dancing.

Weezy can't sync with the other cheerleaders. Her spastic motions make her a pepileptic.

pepileptic by Slight Return December 15, 2008

Pepsilepsy 

/ˈpepsəˌlepsē/
When Pepsi sponsors a concert or half-time event with so many flashing lights, LEDs, explosions, lasers, etc. that it causes epilepsy.

John: "The Weeknd's SuperBowl LIV half-time show was lit!"
Mary: "Perhaps, but it gave me Pepsilepsy"!

Pepsilepsy by Dave (former) Army Guy February 8, 2021

pepileptic 

A person who is so addicted to pepsi that they experience the mental and phsyical symptoms of a person going through withdrawal from drugs or that of a person who if drank water would probably mealt due to contamination. These people often times experience seizures if gone with out having pepsi for more than 1 hour. More extreme cases have lead to sugar poisioning, ulcers and even death.

Oh my god!! If I don't get some god damn pepsi into me, I think I'm going to go into and pepileptic shock.

pepileptic by Lil Angel May 17, 2006

pepilepsy

A nervous muscle-twitching disorder from elevated caffeine-intake.

If ya can get pepilepsy from consuming too many sodas, what would da revved-up condition be from drinking excessive "red, white. and blue" beverage be called... "Pepilepsi"?

pepilepsy by QuacksO February 11, 2020