prepapred

putting paper on somehting beforehand

"I really need to print my resume out, good thing i prepapred my Canon MX340 Series."

by Phil the plumber November 2, 2011

Perpared

Retard alert, retard alert class

Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know

I wasn’t perpared for that test

by PerparedTaco May 8, 2018

well prepared

Having alcohol on your person.

Josh: Good luck on your final!!

Marie: Thanks! Cam and I are going in well prepared.

by MIT Nerd December 23, 2011

Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

by YAWA September 12, 2016

Read and Prepare

A tactic used by teachers in collaboration with Satan in order to keep students awake until 3 am. It is said that halfway through a read and prepare, students begin seeing John Smith in their nightmares. Pretty much the definition of masochism.

Guy: Do you wanna go out?
Girl: I'd rather do a read and prepare on the night before it's due.

Jared: I'm gonna start the read and prepare the night before it's due since I have so much work.
John: RIP ur gonna die.

by bruhmoment1095 October 9, 2021

Prepare the tatau

Preparing the tatau is a synonym for sex. It originates from the evil ending to Far Cry 3. When the female tribal lady and you are about to have sex she then exclaims PREPARE THE TATAU! You are then immediately having sexual intercourse. In short: commencing sex.

I will prepare the tatau tonight.

by Chadius Wardeen June 6, 2013

Prepared for 3 AM.

Gym rats use these phrase after a hard workout to state that they are ready to battle their demons once again.
That is because 3 am is also called "the devils hour".

I did a killer bysep workout today, i am prepared for 3 am.

by yohnes August 25, 2022