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beforehand 

earlier (than a particular time); early ; in advance:
I knew she was coming that afternoon because she had phoned beforehand to say so.
beforehand by Achint April 26, 2006

beforehand 

To masturbate prior to going on a date either (a) as a way to relieve the tension; or (b) an attempt to prevent a later premature ejaculation.
Guy A: Dude, Kelly is su-mokin', you ready for your date?

Guy B: I just had a little beforehand, I'm good to go!
beforehand by CtotheJ February 11, 2009

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Beforehead 

When a person has a large forehead and you notice it before anything else.
"Look at the beforehead on that chick over there."

"Adam can't ever get a second date because of his beforehead."
Beforehead by Jerry Gray May 13, 2014

beforeantine 

The time before quarantine.
I used to go to to restaurants beforeantine. The quarantine really sucks and I wish it were over.
beforeantine by keyofcmajor April 26, 2020

beforewards 

similar to afterwards, but its before
i'll meet you at your place beforewards
beforewards by Nancy Bancy November 13, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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