prenuption

Similar to a prenuptial arrangement prior to marriage, if you are adopting another person (typically if that person is an adult) and you want to make sure that after the adoption they will have no rights to your financial fortunes, you ask them to sign a prenuption

I'm adopting my friend at work, so that I can get some time off for family leave, but I'm not letting him sue me for any of my money. So I'm asking him to sign a prenuption agreement.

prenuption by CJ Husky April 23, 2024

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Presumption of innocence

Where was mine again? I missed it.

Hym “Where was my presumption of innocence? Because unlike the retard and the whores in the brothel, I didn’t insinuate that I was doing the thing of which I was accused. And in response to the allegation that was levied against me, my question was: if I am being transferred out in response to an allegation, why was she not transferred out when she was accused (by someone other than me) of fucking the retard? I was fired for not reporting the retard sex when I was the one being told about the accusations of retard by a manager. You don’t give a fuck about the presumption of innocence. You care about protecting women regardless of guilt and you’re abusing the presumption of innocence to extrajudicially arbitrate the outcome of the situation. And there are women in prison for doing the thing I’m talking about.

Presumption of innocence by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

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Precupation

verb
1. give way to anxiety or unease; allow one's mind to dwell on difficulty or troubles.
"he has precupation about his soldier sons in the war"

synonyms: fret, be concerned, be anxious, agonize, overthink, brood, panic, lose sleep, get worked up, get stressed, get in a state, stew, torment oneself
"she has precution about his health"

noun
1. a state of anxiety and uncertainty over actual or potential problems.
"they are in constant state of precupation, for themselves as well as for their children"

synonyms: anxiety, perturbation, distress, concern, uneasiness, unease, disquiet, fretfulness, restlessness, nervousness, nerves, agitation, edginess, tension, stress; apprehension, fear, dread, trepidation, misgiving, angst; informalbutterflies (in the stomach), the willies, the heebie-jeebies

"I'm beside myself with precupation"

"🐼 is always getting trouble, 👸 tells him, 'No precupation"

"Bobby's dog was scared so Bobby tells him, 'No precupation"

Precupation by ClassyPanda January 13, 2018

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prenetion

A method used in ancient Egypt during Third Dynastic Period by Imhotep, a well known medicine man, before the time of modern birth control.
By the laws of Imhotep's method the mans penis was filled with resin, to prevent the unmarried man from ejaculating.

No... That son of a bitch took a prenetion without telling me

prenetion by JASASPS August 16, 2010