"dude, why the hell are you pissing all over me in my convertible mustang???"
"sorry man I drank so much I had a peeruption!"
"sorry man I drank so much I had a peeruption!"
by Cuba Johnson June 11, 2016
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by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010
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A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.
Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*
Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.
Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?
Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.
Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*
Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).
Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*
Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.
Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?
Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.
Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*
Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).
by Pimperator July 17, 2005
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by Loose@cannon October 8, 2021
Get the Peerection mug.When a man has an intense need to pee, but cannot do so, and and erection occurs. Usually a painful experience, can also be done intentionally to prevent make it easier to "hold it in".
Liam- "Holy crap do I have a peerection right now. This is painful."
Kevin- " Maybe next time don't drink three gatorades, a Big Gulp and a massive coffee before we get on a bus for three hours. Dumb ass."
Kevin- " Maybe next time don't drink three gatorades, a Big Gulp and a massive coffee before we get on a bus for three hours. Dumb ass."
by Trick Michaels May 30, 2014
Get the Peerection mug.Similar to a prenuptial arrangement prior to marriage, if you are adopting another person (typically if that person is an adult) and you want to make sure that after the adoption they will have no rights to your financial fortunes, you ask them to sign a prenuption
I'm adopting my friend at work, so that I can get some time off for family leave, but I'm not letting him sue me for any of my money. So I'm asking him to sign a prenuption agreement.
by CJ Husky April 23, 2024
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