peeruption

when you have drank too much and just have to go so bad that you will pee anywhere and on anything.

"dude, why the hell are you pissing all over me in my convertible mustang???"

"sorry man I drank so much I had a peeruption!"

peeruption by Cuba Johnson June 11, 2016

peerection 

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.

"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."

peerection by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010

Peerection 

An erection caused by the pressure of a full bladder as opposed to sexual excitement.

A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.

Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*

Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.

Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?

Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.

Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*

Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).

Peerection by Pimperator July 17, 2005

Peerection 

A penile erection caused primarily from a full bladder.

I had to pee off the deck as my peerection precluded me from using the toilet in the standard manner

Peerection by Loose@cannon October 8, 2021

Peerection 

When a man has an intense need to pee, but cannot do so, and and erection occurs. Usually a painful experience, can also be done intentionally to prevent make it easier to "hold it in".

Liam- "Holy crap do I have a peerection right now. This is painful."
Kevin- " Maybe next time don't drink three gatorades, a Big Gulp and a massive coffee before we get on a bus for three hours. Dumb ass."

Peerection by Trick Michaels May 30, 2014

prenuption 

Similar to a prenuptial arrangement prior to marriage, if you are adopting another person (typically if that person is an adult) and you want to make sure that after the adoption they will have no rights to your financial fortunes, you ask them to sign a prenuption

I'm adopting my friend at work, so that I can get some time off for family leave, but I'm not letting him sue me for any of my money. So I'm asking him to sign a prenuption agreement.

prenuption by CJ Husky April 23, 2024