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A method used in ancient Egypt during Third Dynastic Period by Imhotep, a well known medicine man, before the time of modern birth control.
By the laws of Imhotep's method the mans penis was filled with resin, to prevent the unmarried man from ejaculating.
No... That son of a bitch took a prenetion without telling me
prenetion by JASASPS August 16, 2010
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rape prevention prevention 

A ficticious course in how to counter rape defense . Offered to rapists who keep getting beat by their selected victims .
Yea , i'm taking that rape prevention prevention course ' , Back in the day , things were so much easier

Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) 

Previously known as VSTF (Vandalism Spam Task Force), SOAP is a made up of bunch of maniacs who love to global block absolutely innocent people. Just as their name suggests, this team acts without thinking and they global block TOTALLY INNOCENT PEOPLE along with the criminals, just like how soap water kills normal cells with the pathogens.
The whole Spam Obliteration and Prevention (SOAP) team is like a self-exploding bomb in the battlefield that you cannot launch and cannot escape from, which you can only hopelessly stare at while its timer goes down, slowly but steadily...

cutoff prevention

Used mostly in YouTube Poops where a video may only be a few seconds long. Cut-off prevention is a way of adding a few seconds to a video in order to prevent the YouTube player from breaking and not playing a video in its entirety.

Usually placed at the end of a video, cut-off prevention is a way of ensuring that the vie
Tard#1: The retard didn't even use any cutoff prevention. I can't watch the video.

Jack#2: lulz
cutoff prevention by Bacender.. April 11, 2010

prelationship 

The stage between casual flirting and a full blow relationship. Both people are obviously interested in each other.
Yeah, I saw her again at the party last night. I think our prelationship is really flourishing.

Little did I know, she was already in a happy prelationship.
prelationship by Teem Schmikk April 5, 2011

Preheation 

The state in which an oven is being or has been preheated in order to cook munchies.
Preheation is almost complete, then 10 to 12 minutes to cook before enjoying delicious pizza rolls.
Preheation by DeMullet January 7, 2011

Nudity Prevention Device 

an article of clothing.

prevents, does not stop.

comes off easier with alcohol.
"i'm going to go put my nudity prevention devices in the dryer, dude. I'll be back in a minute."
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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