prefucked

When embarking on a long-distance relationship LDR and each party has gone past the stage of being crazy for one another but have yet to meet in person. Normally this would be called 'fucked' but because you've not had the chance to fuck yet, you're 'pre-fucked' or 'prefucked'. Which takes into consideration the waiting period of time before you get to actually fuck.

Steve, while chatting online with Sally: "I'm totally prefucked for you!"

*****

John: "Man, Chris is dissing us again because of that girl he's talking to online!"

Bill: "Yeah man, he's totally prefucked about her."

*****

Tina talking to Lisa: "Girl, why isn't Melissa hangin' out?! Is she prefucked with that guy she met on that dating site?"

by Jersey_in_Autumn November 22, 2011

prefucked

that high/sober feeling that you get whenever the weed or edibles don't hit as hard as they usually do

adam: "yo did that toke hit yet?"
kyle: " nah bruh i'm prefucked right now"
adam: "ah shit thats the worst"

by shlongdicknibba April 26, 2020

Pfucked up

When that Pfizer covid vaccine hits you with the side effects

Sorry boss, I'm too pfucked up to come in to work today

by NixtyNine April 14, 2021

Certified Pre-Fucked

Another term for Divorced. Origin: Neurotically Yours

My wife was divorced with no kids when i met her, she was a low-mileage Certified Pre-Fucked woman.

by Dan Sikorski September 5, 2006

prefuckupation

fucking preoccupation

i have this prefuckupation whether to call her or not.

by Golbin December 17, 2008

pre fucked

Something that was doomed from the start. Such as in a game or situation.

"We were playing euchre and I got a hand of 9s and 10s, that hand was pre fucked man."

by Jon Reed July 2, 2006

prefucktual agreement

An agreement made between two or more parties prior to sexual encounters which recognizes the acts to take place as purely consensual.

If Ben Roethlisberger had only used a prefucktual agreement, he would not be in this legal mess.

Thank God I got that bitch to sign my prefucktual agreement; otherwise, I may be in jail right now.

by jclrk777 October 19, 2009