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Perfeces 

The perfect bowel movement, with no wiping required. This happens approximately 3% of the time and results in perfect one-piece chisel- or banana-shaped feces.
I knew my day was going to be good when I dropped a perfeces this morning.
Perfeces by StraferDown1667 June 3, 2011

Tankis-perfected 

He must be a Tankis-perfected
Tankis-perfected by Tankis-perfected September 13, 2021
An truncated version of the phrase "perfectly fucked", similiar to fubar, and snafu perfucked is a situational modifier used to describe an event that ends in catastrophe, or disaster.
"At the time eating eight cupcakes in a row seemed like a good idea, but soon Wade's stomach became perfucked"
perfucked by Alex Makaryk November 7, 2007

Perfecter 

When something is already perfect, but it all of a sudden gets even more perfect!
I thought she was perfect, but when I found out she wanted the sex, she got even perfecter!
Perfecter by Josh Prins September 5, 2004

Perfecter 

The act of being more perfect, while showing goofiness through the use of improper grammar
Her-you're perfect.
Him-you're perfecter!
Perfecter by Matt1232211 June 12, 2017
1: "this bet is on"
2: "shit im perfucked for this bet"
Perfucked by Allison72 July 6, 2010