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Predictament 

When you can see what's going to happen, and it happens anyways
Im in a predictament. The train is coming, but my car is trapped in the gates.
Predictament by dalek1111 July 30, 2021
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Predictament 

1. n. A bad or ill-fated outcome that one predicted would happen in advance.

2. n. An unpleasantly difficult, perplexing, or dangerous situation that a person had the foresight to see in advance, yet for some reason chose to proceed with anyway.
Dammit, I knew I would end up in this predictament.
Predictament by SKyway Sherpa March 6, 2012

Credictament 

1. a predicament in which one may be confused by multiple similar possibilities
2. a situation in which one must distinguish between superficially similar options
"That dick pic was meant for someone named Jane, but I sent it to someone named James instead. Jane, James, it's a very close credictament!"
Credictament by Clib the Right March 20, 2018

predicament bondage 

Predicament bondage is a form of bondage, typically in which a person is restrained with an option of placing themself in one of a pair of uncomfortable positions, which are sufficiently uncomfortable that the person is forced to shift after a time to the other position. The default position is typically intended to cause muscle fatigue, such as standing on tiptoe, which forces the subject to choose a more physically painful position, for example letting themselves lower their weight and stand regularly while forcing a rope attached to their genitals to pull taut and cause pain. Predicament bondage can also involve the use of a single position in which remaining still will not cause any discomfort for the subject, but moving their body will pull on ropes, weights or other devices meant to cause them pain. The subject may then be tickled, sexually pleasured or otherwise enticed to move uncontrollably.
I like the thought of predicament bondage, the choice of pain or move and more pain
predicament bondage by Foot Slave October 22, 2018

The Predicaments 

1) I have the pleasure to expose to you my predicaments.
2) I was in the bathroom and some dude was staring at my predicaments.

3) I kicked him in the predicaments.
The Predicaments by The5thCylon September 14, 2010

predicament and a half 

Used in season one of Laguna Beach meaning slightly more than your average predicament.
"Stephen's love triangle with LC and Kristin is a predicament and a half."

Predickament 

A sexual predicament involving one's cock.
Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.

Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.
Predickament by yursh22 June 19, 2017
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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