Rikstir's definitions

Tarquin & Margo

Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.

Stop being such a pair of melts, you fucking Tarquin & Margo!

by Rikstir July 20, 2019

Stepper

A Stepper is a person who insists on talking about an inch away from your face and everytime you step away from them, they step towards you.

That bloke's a Stepper, he's got no appreciation for personal space.

by Rikstir January 2, 2013

Gestation Unit

Woman whos only purpose is to breed, also known as a Baby Factory.

She's just a Gestation Unit, a burden on society.

by Rikstir January 3, 2013

Bitch Slapped

A man is Bitch Slapped if he is completelly dominated by his woman. Also known as Pussy Whipped.

Grow some balls mate, you're totally Bitch Slapped!

by Rikstir January 3, 2013

The Great aWOKening

An constructed act of social engineering, designed to convince people that they have woken up by taking the red pill, when in fact, they have taken an extra large blue pill, and are now actively trying to keep everyone else asleep and plugged into the matrix.

You never had a thought in your head, until someone taught you to be WOKE. Now it's actually worse, you have adopted the narrative and everything you thing is the total opposite of the truth. It's the great aWOKening. You and your friends should pay each other on the back. 🤦

by Rikstir January 1, 2024

Propagandamentary

A TV programme (in the UK usually made by The BBC or Channel 4), that presents itself as a factual and impartial, educational piece, but in fact is an agenda driven piece of political propaganda created to convince the population that lies are the truth and that the truth is a lie; usually by creating a false flag threat that doesn't actually exist, that will keep the population looking in the wrong direction, or by glorifying faux revolutionary movements,that will keep the population chasing shadows.

I though It's was going to be interesting, but it was just a propagandamentary.

by Rikstir July 18, 2019

I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025