Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.
by Rikstir July 20, 2019
Get the Tarquin & Margomug. A chavert is an action or behaviour, that exposes someone to be less educated and or cultured than the persona they are presenting to the world.
A very common example is, adding SELF to the ends of words erroneously. Saying myself, yourself, or themselves, when you should be saying, me, you, and them. Is a sure fire way to display that you are pretending to be better educated than you actually are.
A very common example is, adding SELF to the ends of words erroneously. Saying myself, yourself, or themselves, when you should be saying, me, you, and them. Is a sure fire way to display that you are pretending to be better educated than you actually are.
That bell end is wearing £1,000.00 trainers, but his children haven't even got beds to sleep in: massive chavert.
by Rikstir January 09, 2025
Get the Chavertmug. Glastontory
I person who believes attending the Capitalist money making project called the Glastonbury Festival, makes them in some way; new age, green, liberal, open minded, or relevant.
Glastontories are the most phoney people on the planet. They will spend three days at the festival telling everyone how green they are, and then leave their tent and all their rubbish for someone else to clear up, because they’re just too lazy and ignorant to do it themselves. They will tell everyone at the festival how passionate they are about the homeless, but once they get back to the real world, they will walk past street people, like they’re from another planet. They will tell everyone about their boundless social conscience, whilst never actually contributing anything to planet Earth or the human race, except: waste, pollution, and unneeded children that will grow up to be just as ignorant, as they are.
I person who believes attending the Capitalist money making project called the Glastonbury Festival, makes them in some way; new age, green, liberal, open minded, or relevant.
Glastontories are the most phoney people on the planet. They will spend three days at the festival telling everyone how green they are, and then leave their tent and all their rubbish for someone else to clear up, because they’re just too lazy and ignorant to do it themselves. They will tell everyone at the festival how passionate they are about the homeless, but once they get back to the real world, they will walk past street people, like they’re from another planet. They will tell everyone about their boundless social conscience, whilst never actually contributing anything to planet Earth or the human race, except: waste, pollution, and unneeded children that will grow up to be just as ignorant, as they are.
by Rikstir August 22, 2019
Get the Glastontorymug. by Rikstir June 24, 2022
Get the How's your bum for spots?mug. Originally dating back to at least the 1940s, an African American grammatical error, used to mean AWAKE, in a political sense.
Unheard of in the UK until the BLM movement spread over here in the late 2010s.
Then hijacked by middle class pseudo Socialists, as a virtue signal.
Now used as an insult, to point out just how moronic and out of touch those people are.
WOKE is like COOL, if you think you are, you're defiantly not.
Unheard of in the UK until the BLM movement spread over here in the late 2010s.
Then hijacked by middle class pseudo Socialists, as a virtue signal.
Now used as an insult, to point out just how moronic and out of touch those people are.
WOKE is like COOL, if you think you are, you're defiantly not.
by Rikstir August 30, 2023
Get the WOKEmug. The Society of The Lowest Common Denominator is a term I invented for the end result of Socialism and Politically Correct Pseudo Interllectual Fascism. It describes a society where everyone is condemed to the level of the slowest, weakest, most interlectually inadiquate and emotionally crippled.
You can't give an honest opinion on fedd back forms in case someone is offended? Talk about the society of the lowest common denominator!
by Rikstir October 28, 2013
Get the Society Of The Lowest Common Denominatormug. A sublurb is an area that is neither; rural, urban, or even suburban.
Sublurbia offers the worst of all worlds; a scarsness of eminities, and little public transport, but a population density, far too high to offer any real peace or serenity.
A walk in sublurbia might take you down miles of leavy foot paths (heavily littered with; small, black, plastic bags, full of dog shit) but you would never be more than a few hundred yards from some sort of residence.
Expensive gated properties line the main roads, but there's always; a wrong turn, toe munching, inbreed council estates just round the corner, that only the locals know about.
Virginia Waters in Surrey, and Sandhurst in Berkshire are two good examples.
Sublurbia offers the worst of all worlds; a scarsness of eminities, and little public transport, but a population density, far too high to offer any real peace or serenity.
A walk in sublurbia might take you down miles of leavy foot paths (heavily littered with; small, black, plastic bags, full of dog shit) but you would never be more than a few hundred yards from some sort of residence.
Expensive gated properties line the main roads, but there's always; a wrong turn, toe munching, inbreed council estates just round the corner, that only the locals know about.
Virginia Waters in Surrey, and Sandhurst in Berkshire are two good examples.
by Rikstir January 06, 2019
Get the Sublurbmug.