21 definitions by Rikstir

The Society of The Lowest Common Denominator is a term I invented for the end result of Socialism and Politically Correct Pseudo Interllectual Fascism. It describes a society where everyone is condemed to the level of the slowest, weakest, most interlectually inadiquate and emotionally crippled.
You can't give an honest opinion on fedd back forms in case someone is offended? Talk about the society of the lowest common denominator!
by Rikstir October 28, 2013
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This is a word I invented recently whilst working for an engineering firm, it describes a type of person who is usually old and verbally flatulent and becomes aroused while shitting on about intricacies of engineering problems.
Those borring twats are such a bunch of Spanneraks
by Rikstir March 6, 2012
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Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.
Stop being such a pair of melts, you fucking Tarquin & Margo!
by Rikstir July 20, 2019
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A Stepper is a person who insists on talking about an inch away from your face and everytime you step away from them, they step towards you.
That bloke's a Stepper, he's got no appreciation for personal space.
by Rikstir January 2, 2013
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The Woke Folk are predominantly; white, middle class, and relatively wealthy. These people are so utterly obsessed with how other people see them: That they spend their whole lives virtue signalling, and engaging in fashion statement politics. They are so determined to present themselves as; progressive, altruistic, and outraged by injustice: They will jump onto any and every, pseudo political bandwagon, the mainstream media, and education system tell them to.
Still trying to explain reality to the Woke Folk: Talk about flogging a dead horse.
by Rikstir August 18, 2020
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Someone who is always late, meaning they are constantly steeling other people's time and wasting other people's lives.
You're five hours late! That's five hours of my life I'm never getting back you timethief!
by Rikstir July 12, 2015
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A sublurb is an area that is neither; rural, urban, or even suburban.

Sublurbia offers the worst of all worlds; a scarsness of eminities, and little public transport, but a population density, far too high to offer any real peace or serenity.

A walk in sublurbia might take you down miles of leavy foot paths (heavily littered with; small, black, plastic bags, full of dog shit) but you would never be more than a few hundred yards from some sort of residence.

Expensive gated properties line the main roads, but there's always; a wrong turn, toe munching, inbreed council estates just round the corner, that only the locals know about.

Virginia Waters in Surrey, and Sandhurst in Berkshire are two good examples.
This area is horrible, it's not one thing or the other, it's a sublurb.
by Rikstir January 6, 2019
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