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Tarquin & Margo

Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.
Stop being such a pair of melts, you fucking Tarquin & Margo!
by Rikstir July 20, 2019
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Loony Left

Left Wing political policies or ideas that are utterly ridiculous and absurd to the point that only a lunatic could possibly think they were in any way valid.
Labour had no chance of getting elected under Kinock, he was from the Loony Left.
by Rikstir August 28, 2015
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The Society of The Lowest Common Denominator is a term I invented for the end result of Socialism and Politically Correct Pseudo Interllectual Fascism. It describes a society where everyone is condemed to the level of the slowest, weakest, most interlectually inadiquate and emotionally crippled.
You can't give an honest opinion on fedd back forms in case someone is offended? Talk about the society of the lowest common denominator!
by Rikstir October 28, 2013
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Bullshit Baffles Brains

Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
by Rikstir April 28, 2017
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procaffination

The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.
Make me a coffe I'm flawed by procaffination today.
by Rikstir February 5, 2014
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How's your bum for spots?

A traditional English greeting that literally means "How are you?".
Alright Treacle, how's your bum for spots?
by Rikstir June 24, 2022
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Sublurb

A sublurb is an area that is neither; rural, urban, or even suburban.

Sublurbia offers the worst of all worlds; a scarsness of eminities, and little public transport, but a population density, far too high to offer any real peace or serenity.

A walk in sublurbia might take you down miles of leavy foot paths (heavily littered with; small, black, plastic bags, full of dog shit) but you would never be more than a few hundred yards from some sort of residence.

Expensive gated properties line the main roads, but there's always; a wrong turn, toe munching, inbreed council estates just round the corner, that only the locals know about.

Virginia Waters in Surrey, and Sandhurst in Berkshire are two good examples.
This area is horrible, it's not one thing or the other, it's a sublurb.
by Rikstir January 6, 2019
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