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procaffination 

The inability to make a decision until you've had a cup of coffee.
Make me a coffe I'm flawed by procaffination today.
procaffination by Rikstir February 5, 2014
Word of the Day on June 5, 2017
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PROCAFFEINATING 

The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
Dude where have you been the two days?
I was procaffeinating going to the shop, but I was out of coffee.
PROCAFFEINATING by Raichev February 17, 2018

procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.
"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.
procastination by procastinater December 23, 2011

procaffinator 

(n.) one who puts off tasks until after the first cup of coffee or tea
I'm a procaffinator. I can't start my day without a cup of coffee
procaffinator by madel97 April 29, 2016

procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.
dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!
procastination by Mariotol November 26, 2007

procatination

The act of putting something you have to do off because you are cuddling with a cat or a one is sitting on your lap and you don't want to disturb it.
Her procatination with her favorite cat caused her to be late.
procatination by nikolai2000 January 16, 2014

procaffenating 

(n.) The tendency not to start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.
I am procaffenating with my project starts until I am shaking and twitching.
procaffenating by Argonator February 4, 2016
Word of the Day on February 25, 2016
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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