poutu 

Poutu is one of the best looking guys around. They are funny and sweet. They have a big heart and are adorable when they cry. Poutus are really hard to find so if you find one never let go cause they might just leave. Poutus are kind men and are usely into bikes. They have a lot of friends and if you are lucky enough to have one as a friend then don't mess it up cause it's extremely rare

Poutu your an amazing guy.
Potu your such a great friend.

poutu by Gothic.Girl.RHS May 25, 2018

Portuguese Space Shuttle 

As a member state of the European Space Agency, Portugal contributes to the development of European Space Vehicles. The latest Portuguese Space Shuttle as tested by ESA is the Intermediate Experimental Vehicle (IXV).

The Portuguese Space Shuttle has been successfully tested. The Europeans are developing some really cool shuttles!

Portuguese Space Shuttle by SG5 September 25, 2016

Portuguese Snowblower 

A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.

My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.

Portuguese Snowblower by SG5 August 27, 2016

Smolka's Postulate 

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009

Downtown Portugal 

A classy code word for vagina

Eric: This asian girl wants my shit, should I hot carl her?

Justin: Nah man get some of that downtown portugal.

Downtown Portugal by lerricjdog69 July 14, 2011

Portuguese Snowblower 

When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.

Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”

Portuguese Snowblower by Killmeplz July 3, 2022

sour puss pout 

AKA the Renee Zellweger face, that squinty eyed puckered up lip effect as if the person just sucked a bushel of lemons.

Theres nothing attractive about a sour puss pout.

sour puss pout by jpg3 October 26, 2011