poutan

a word used for a straight up mother fucking gangster. usually white, raver kids with kandi panties.

pucca & liono are straight up poutans, BRO.

by puccaglasgow February 17, 2010

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.

Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.

by Sixamenos October 6, 2019

Potanza

Like a bonanza (a large amount of something desirable), but of marijuana or pot. Not to be confused with smoking pot with Tony Danza.

As heard on Pot and Kettle Podcast.

I am still high from last night's potanza. I think we gave Woodstock a run for its money.

by Cori and Laura June 1, 2021

The Catherine Poutine

A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.

Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.

Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.

"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"

"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"

by MTL11 November 3, 2014

Pootana

Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.

Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.

by Sixamenos December 19, 2019

Potangular

having a more potato shaped head than the rest of the world.

mike "your head is shaped like a potato"
kelly "everyone's is"
mike "yeah, but yours is more POTANGULAR"

by Katie B... June 18, 2008

poutination

1. The process by which French fries, cheese and gravy become poutine.

2. A portmanteau of the words “poutine” and “nation”. Taken literally, a nation of poutine.

3. An online community of poutine enthusiasts, based in Canada.

As the piping hot gravy comes in contact with the fries and cheese, they undergo poutination.

by Poutination August 14, 2014