Waitress: Would you like fries or a side salad with that sir?

Customer: Can I get the side of fries and can I poutinize them?

Waitress: Definitely that will be an additional $2.50.

poutinize by kelsraewilly May 11, 2014

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Poutangerie

A French-Canadian brothel.

Pierre was feeling horny, so he went down to the local poutangerie to take care of it.

Poutangerie by Flik off March 2, 2019

Poutinized Fries

When you take a batch of fries and pootinize them with cheese and gravy to conjure poutine.

Yo Brocheese i could go for some poutinized fries right meow

Poutinized Fries by THe fuckin poutinizer November 5, 2011

pujanized

When drunkenly go down a few steps on the female quality level and wake up and realize what you have done. Shortly after, you find out that she is bragging to all her friends about you when all your friends are laughing at you.

Kyle: What the fuck went down last night, I don't remember?

Matt: You got pujanized.

Kyle: Oh fuck....

pujanized by TgDreamweaver February 10, 2009

potatize

Verb. Originates from the word 'potato', the English word for... well, a potato. We all know what a potato is. But that's besides the point. To potatize is to kill someone with a poisoned potato bought from Jamie Oliver's range at Sainsbury's. These potatoes are part of an evil plot devised by Jamie Oliver to kill us all, and a select few know about these plans. I myself only know because I was told by my dear friend Kaddywyn. Anyway, moving on. Potatization is a very serious affair, and will only be stopped by word of mouth. This definition is helping to save the world, please inform your friends and neighbours.

"Oh god! He's been potatized!"

potatize by Rocket Queen UK August 25, 2005

Poutinized

1. The condition or status of having french fries, mozzarella cheese curds and beef gravy added to a foodstuff, person or object.

2. A large group of people, or a location containing people, who have great taste.

The term is derived from the Canadian dish "Poutine", which is made of french fries covered in cheese curds and beef gravy. The dish has been known as "Disco Fries" in certain areas of the United States.

1. I have poutinized your salad by adding more gravy to it.

2. Canadians have are certainly poutinized as a result of their rich cultural heritage.

Poutinized by Snail Shell July 6, 2010

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026