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Positoovity 

What's this? You giving up so soon? You gotta have a little gumption. Yeah!

A can-do kinda attitude. Take it from a gull who knows
Now look at me
You see this face
In terms of beauty I'm a basket case
And as for style and savoir faire
Well I guess there ain’t

A whole lot there
Yup, although perhaps
It makes no sense
I strut my stuff

With lots of confidence
Cause though I lack
And awful lot
There is one thing I got!
I got positoovity!
I got positoovity!
It gives me the zam
And the zow
And the yaddle laddle laddle
That’s why I walk
With a wiggle in my waddle
Cause once you’ve heard that word
There aint nothing you can do
So let that positoovity
Work for you
Course there is in the dictionary right between popsuckle and prehysterical.

Believe you me I seen it work miracles!
Now he's a shmoe
And he's a shlep
And this one doesn’t
got the sharpest rep
In fact all three
without a doubt
missed the day that brains
were handed out
We got positricity!
We got poositivity!
Just try it out, come on!
And the yippee-dip-doodle
That’s why we sounds
Like there's knowledge

In our noodle
And once you learned that word
There ain’t nothing you can do
I got positoovity!
Positoovity by Coolguy = Chris February 9, 2018

positosis 

The next level up from,” it's all good”. positosis is the new word, da fresh lingo for positivity, an outlook on life that gets you to focus on the positive first.

We, positosis players, don't just survive, we thrive with da positosis mindset that says we good, even if it's not all good, and when and if it all gets janky, we get on up into the jetstream of positosis, fly above the radar, floating like a butterfly, rising to the top, raining double doses of positosis and positive vibes on da peoples.
My positosis mindset gets me into the game of, into the positosis flow of life.

We, the positosis players, radiate those good vibes, keep it 100.

When others be talking noise, getting out of their game. losing their rhythm,

We focus first on positosis, and through osmosis, transform everything into something dope, super fresh, and be dropping positive dimes.

Beyond any doubt, Positosis is the mostest baby.
positosis by Dok-Tah Feel Good October 1, 2021

pository 

person1: Teferi is gay
person2: Pository
pository by mrchinky May 31, 2003

positootly 

Absolutely positive. Most assurdly so.
Bruno: Are you going to submit that to Urban Dictionary?
Jaime: Positootly!
positootly by Jaime Rutherford July 11, 2007

Positon of Belligerence

while the male is on the bed, the female is atop a ceiling fan, spinning around at a fast rate, the man tries to stick his erect penis into the women's vagina. the end result is an amazing orgasm for both parties involved.
Bill: Man i gave your cousin natashia a "Positon of Belligerence" we nailed it the first time!

Frank: Damn dude that takes some talent!

pository 

negatory .. im not doing that rob ...

pository ... you are so nick!
pository by qcha0s September 28, 2011