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positosis

The next level up from,” it's all good”. positosis is the new word, da fresh lingo for positivity, an outlook on life that gets you to focus on the positive first.

We, positosis players, don't just survive, we thrive with da positosis mindset that says we good, even if it's not all good, and when and if it all gets janky, we get on up into the jetstream of positosis, fly above the radar, floating like a butterfly, rising to the top, raining double doses of positosis and positive vibes on da peoples.
My positosis mindset gets me into the game of, into the positosis flow of life.

We, the positosis players, radiate those good vibes, keep it 100.

When others be talking noise, getting out of their game. losing their rhythm,

We focus first on positosis, and through osmosis, transform everything into something dope, super fresh, and be dropping positive dimes.

Beyond any doubt, Positosis is the mostest baby.
by Dok-Tah Feel Good October 1, 2021
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poliosis

A disease combining both polio and scoliosis, discovered by Achmed "The Dead Terrorist" and Doctor Jeff Dunham
Jeff: You have poliosis.

Achmed: What the fuck is poliosis?

OR

Rich, you're running like you have poliosis!

Dick: What the fuck is poliosis?
by LkBurn December 9, 2008
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poliosis

absence of melanin in hair of the head, eyebrows, or eyelashes
#1: what happened to your hair?
#2: i have poliosis
by bitchier January 21, 2009
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Poliosis

Jeff Dunham's diagnosis for Achmed the puppet, who has both scoliosis and polio.
Well, Achmed you have poliosis. What is Poliosis?
by Themanwithaplan December 9, 2008
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Positivising

That new <halfway decent pop band> song is really positivising. It makes me want to increase my fiscal output by 15% per annum!

Mike is infectiously positivising: just being around him is motivational.
by Fruitbat August 1, 2012
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logical positivism

Something really stupid and anoying they make you learn in Communication Studies graduate programs even though you're a rhetorician and couldn't really give a rat's ass.
Logical positivism asserts that only statements about empirical observations are meaningful, effectively asserting that all metaphysical statements are meaningless. Unfortunately, this fundamental tenet of logical positivism belongs to the family of statements that it asserts to be meaningless. As a result, the entire edifice of logical positivism vanishes in a puff of logic. This insight appears not to have occurred to the logical positivist school of philosophers.
by Jon Hoffman September 25, 2005
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posmosis

The passing of positivity from one to another.

Infectious positivity.
She was a very positive person, and via posmosis, her peers became positive too.
by RAHFC March 25, 2022
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