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portugally by Sam January 27, 2005
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Downtown Portugal
Eric: This asian girl wants my shit, should I hot carl her?
Justin: Nah man get some of that downtown portugal.
Justin: Nah man get some of that downtown portugal.
Downtown Portugal by lerricjdog69 July 14, 2011
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portugal caralho
An unwritten rule of the Portuguese people in the internet. When browsing random posts about our country or culture online, usually by foreigners, no matter the subject we have the patriotic duty to type in the comments :"Portugal Caralho!" as to instill our sense of national pride for our great nation!
Caps lock may be applied to emphasize excitement levels aswell as multiple exclamation points.
Caps lock may be applied to emphasize excitement levels aswell as multiple exclamation points.
Random world cup commentator somwhere on the interwebs number 1: "I don't know, I don't think Portugal has the team to make it to the final! I mean they have Ronaldo, but what else?"
Portuguese patriot: "PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!"
Portuguese patriot: "PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!"
portugal caralho by amarante24 June 16, 2018
Portugal. The Man
An indie rock band originating in Alaska consisting of John Gourley, Zach Carothers, Noah Gersh, Kane Ritchotte, and Kyle O'Quin. They're the fucking best. Real fucking great music instead of shit there typically is these days. Orgasmic to the ears.
Guy 1: hey, what are you listening to?? I think my ears are having an orgasm!
Guy 2: Portugal. The Man motherfucker.
Guy 2: Portugal. The Man motherfucker.
Portugal. The Man by madsmel November 21, 2013
Portugal
Portugal is a fictitious country made up by the shapeshifting alien race known as Brazilians. The Brazilians made it up to cover up the fact they are from outer-space. Anybody who says they're from Portugal are Brazilian actors, and anyone who has "visited" Portugal were actually just drugged and flew to Brazil. They're so high they think that they are in Portugal.
Guy 1: Dude, I just visited Portugal, the beaches were so beautiful.
Guy 2: Portugal doesn't exist, you just visited Brazil, but were so high that you thought you were in Portugal.
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Guy 2: Portugal doesn't exist, you just visited Brazil, but were so high that you thought you were in Portugal.
Guy 1: What the fuck?
Portugal by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge December 22, 2022
portugal police
portugal police by mlgjan September 23, 2019
Portugal
Portugal is a country that proudly holds on to its traditions. That's why the Lonely Planet description of it from 1968 - "a country extremely poor and rural, whose people don't even know how to speak their own language" - is still very accurate.
A country that once ruled half of the world, with a sense of pride so ridiculous that it still brags about holding the oldest alliance in the world with the British, who ultimately lead to the collapse of the Portuguese Empire by screwing it over about some African colonies.
It's run by mobsters headquartered in the parliament house who burn down its natural heritage and kill its people in an annual festivity called "Forest Fires". The festivities take place between June and October and also consist of throwing charity events hosted by celebrities for raising money for the victims of the traditional forest fires, and then giving the money to friends and family of the mayors of the towns affected.
The southern region of Portugal (Algarve) is a region of paradisiac beaches bathed by the Atlantic ocean and often receiving warm currents from the Mediterranean. It's densely populated by Brits who consistently justify the national budget for security and civil protection forces. The local government does all the restructuring and construction works during the summer, causing massive traffic jams and general chaos, but it has to be like that because during the winter there's no one there to see the region's progress.
A country that once ruled half of the world, with a sense of pride so ridiculous that it still brags about holding the oldest alliance in the world with the British, who ultimately lead to the collapse of the Portuguese Empire by screwing it over about some African colonies.
It's run by mobsters headquartered in the parliament house who burn down its natural heritage and kill its people in an annual festivity called "Forest Fires". The festivities take place between June and October and also consist of throwing charity events hosted by celebrities for raising money for the victims of the traditional forest fires, and then giving the money to friends and family of the mayors of the towns affected.
The southern region of Portugal (Algarve) is a region of paradisiac beaches bathed by the Atlantic ocean and often receiving warm currents from the Mediterranean. It's densely populated by Brits who consistently justify the national budget for security and civil protection forces. The local government does all the restructuring and construction works during the summer, causing massive traffic jams and general chaos, but it has to be like that because during the winter there's no one there to see the region's progress.
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