Porncoying

when you are surfing for porn, you open a different page and quickly switch tabs when someone comes in.

Man1: Dude, i was watching some lesbians when my wife came in, so i resumed porncoying

Man2: Good job, you learn fast!

Porncoying by Pron's Reasoning February 4, 2010

Words you can keep

pornposing

to pornpose: the act of delaying one's business by watching porn movies.

- Damn I was supposed to send those 3 applications today...
- How come you didn't?
- I thought I'd first check out for any new vids on bookkake*.
- You do that all the time. You should stop pornposing your work.

*fetish site for paper lovers

pornposing by lessloud June 14, 2010

Related Words

Porncoying • pornnoying • poornoying • Pornifying • pornposing • portnoying • Porno Finger • porn prying

portnoying

Selling a stock early because you're a scared little bitch.

"Don't go portnoying AMC, hodl for gains!"

portnoying by Rukbat June 24, 2021

Pornifying

defined as acting so bad, so horrifying, it can be only compared to the acting in bad porn...

His performance was nothing short of pornifying... He needs acting lessons...

Pornifying by AVclub. August 25, 2010

poornoying

An adjective used to describe someone who constantly complains about the price of things or how they can’t do things because they don’t have the money to.

“Let’s not invite Michelle out to drinks tonight. You know she’s just gonna be poornoying and make us itemize all our drinks and the food she ‘barely touched’.”

poornoying by Camsbigblue January 24, 2021

pornnoying

An annoying pornographic video that isn't worth watching.

This video is pornnoying and I do not want to watch it.

pornnoying by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

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