Porncoying 

when you are surfing for porn, you open a different page and quickly switch tabs when someone comes in.

Man1: Dude, i was watching some lesbians when my wife came in, so i resumed porncoying

Man2: Good job, you learn fast!

Porncoying by Pron's Reasoning February 4, 2010

pornposing 

to pornpose: the act of delaying one's business by watching porn movies.

- Damn I was supposed to send those 3 applications today...
- How come you didn't?
- I thought I'd first check out for any new vids on bookkake*.
- You do that all the time. You should stop pornposing your work.

*fetish site for paper lovers

pornposing by lessloud June 14, 2010

portnoying 

Selling a stock early because you're a scared little bitch.

"Don't go portnoying AMC, hodl for gains!"

portnoying by Rukbat June 24, 2021

Pornifying 

defined as acting so bad, so horrifying, it can be only compared to the acting in bad porn...

His performance was nothing short of pornifying... He needs acting lessons...

Pornifying by AVclub. August 25, 2010

poornoying 

An adjective used to describe someone who constantly complains about the price of things or how they can’t do things because they don’t have the money to.

“Let’s not invite Michelle out to drinks tonight. You know she’s just gonna be poornoying and make us itemize all our drinks and the food she ‘barely touched’.”

poornoying by Camsbigblue January 24, 2021

pornnoying

An annoying pornographic video that isn't worth watching.

This video is pornnoying and I do not want to watch it.

pornnoying by BaconMastert September 20, 2016