poornoying 

An adjective used to describe someone who constantly complains about the price of things or how they can’t do things because they don’t have the money to.

“Let’s not invite Michelle out to drinks tonight. You know she’s just gonna be poornoying and make us itemize all our drinks and the food she ‘barely touched’.”

poornoying by Camsbigblue January 24, 2021

Porncoying 

when you are surfing for porn, you open a different page and quickly switch tabs when someone comes in.

Man1: Dude, i was watching some lesbians when my wife came in, so i resumed porncoying

Man2: Good job, you learn fast!

Porncoying by Pron's Reasoning February 4, 2010

Forcible poolboying 

The ability for certain older cougars to turn all younger men around them into poolboys, or mental slaves. Using a combination of confidence and sexuality they turn weak willed young men, usually emo guys, into their bitches.

Dude1: That old cougar wants me, I bet I hit that tonight.

Dude2: No way, she's just trying to use forcible poolboying on you to make you her bitch. She's a boytoy collector.

Forcible poolboying by darekb January 20, 2008

portnoying 

Selling a stock early because you're a scared little bitch.

"Don't go portnoying AMC, hodl for gains!"

portnoying by Rukbat June 24, 2021

pornnoying

An annoying pornographic video that isn't worth watching.

This video is pornnoying and I do not want to watch it.

pornnoying by BaconMastert September 20, 2016